340: Kidz Bop 99: Wasted in the Waymo

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11 Juni 1h 5min

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4 Juni 1h 13min

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28 Maj 56min

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Dillon Francis: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillonfrancis IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd 4:54 Trevor’s first pitch 13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs 23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella 34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos 42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos 52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places 1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout 1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character 1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA 1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position? 1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going Thanks to Hello Fresh, Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, Shopify, BetterHelp Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit https://drinkhappythursday.com/socks Feel Free - If you’re looking to trade out your energy drinks or cut back on your coffee intake check go to https://feelfree.com Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/socks BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

21 Maj 1h 20min

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14 Maj 1h 8min

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7 Maj 1h 13min

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30 Apr 1h 7min

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23 Apr 1h 18min