The Boyscast with Ryan Long8 Aug 2025

Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War

A progressive mother forces a daughter to have a period party against her will, Sydney Sweeney may start a race war, and a man can't goon because his face tattoos block him from facial recognition.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Women love psychos

01:29 - Intro

01:54 - Plane story

03:33 - Tulsa is weird

04:16 - WNBA dildo debacle

11:43 - Coder receives insane contract from META

17:58 - Ryan becoming an AI doomer

21:06 - Man can't goon because of face tattoos

24:43 - Progressive mom forces daughter to have period party

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35:38 - Ryan doing a cruise

37:36 - Sydney Sweeney sparking race war

40:57 - Why is the right obsessed with thinness?

48:01 - Nelly Fatlardo

50:53 - Katy Perry & Trudeau confirmed

52:45 - Cincinatti brawl

59:55 - Australia banning internet words

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1:04:15 - Australia's machete disposal bins

1:13:28 - Women pay me to teach them how to give head

1:25:13 - NYT says pull people off life support to harvest their precious organs

1:26:59 - Wife charges her husband (who already bought the food) for making his lunch

1:36:52 - Wrap up

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