The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/mom to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Disney adults, and talk about facelifts and celebrity plastic surgery. Christina and Tom are joined by Bill Moore who introduces them to the world of cosmetic penile fillers and offers a buffet of samples for them to check out. They talk about the benefits, the risks, and everything there is to know about increasing one's size. Tom also introduces Bill to the Double Soul Shaman who has his own methods of making members grow. Rory Scovel joins the Main Mommies to talk about his new special and how the comedy landscape has changed for marketing yourself. He also reacts to some fun clips featuring some female pilots, a woman afraid of suds, a special drink brewed by the Double Soul Shaman, a school board meeting, and a cool Disney adult. They also chat about Rory's artistic endeavors and co-existing with bugs, plus so much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 747 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Feb 20242h 21min

SPONSORS: Head to http://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Drizly or Instacart by going to http://coorslight.com/YMH Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Show me that you like me! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast it's Valentime's Day so Tim and Kristin talk about the very worst part about the corporate holiday of love, before opening the show with a cute song by a cool guy and reading a family friendly airtight story. Tom also gives us a toenail update, they react to some clips featuring a barefoot couple, a Bruins fan, the most hated barista in Canada Caitlin Campbell, and Drake's pet snake. Christina and Tom then welcome the legendary Gene Simmons and his son Nick. Fresh off the final KISS farewell tour, Gene shares stories from his lengthy career with the mommies. He talks about being a straight edge rockstar, Tom asks him about going airtight with groupies, and Gene reveals his connections to Van Halen. Nick being a mommy himself is excited as Tom and Christina also showcase some Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's curated TikToks to Gene plus so much more! Don't be stingy, Mark. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 746 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Feb 20242h 21min

SPONSORS: -Right now get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! We start the week with a DENTAL UPDATE and open the show with a clip courtesy of the double soul shaman. Tim and Kristin then share a few new airtight stories submitted by fans, they also discuss the recent Vince McMahon allegations, play a game of "Would You Rather?", plus introduce a very cool guy by the name of Tony P. Comedian Moshe Kasher joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book "Subculture Vulture" and talks about his time in rehab, his running streak of attending Burning Man and the San Francisco rave scene. Moshe then shares stories from his experiences as an ASL interpreter and how growing up with a deaf family impacted his life. The trio also talk about Moshe's wife Natasha's recent appearance at the Improv and the value of trying new things. They also watch a butthole arts and crafts video, some TikToks from the double soul shaman, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus more of Christina's curations! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 745 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Feb 20242h 7min

SPONSORS: Go to http://Hungryroot.com/MOM, to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now! New customers use my promo code MOM and bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly! That’s promo code MOM – only at DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the real star of the film "Saltburn", the proper way to drink Metamucil, Disney Adults, and get another follow up on the topic of "airtight". They open the show with a cool clip from a very cool combat vet before checking out some inspiring fat athletes, a double soul shaman, and a man dealing with some back pain. Comedian and sandwich enthusiast Joe DeRosa joins the Main Mommies to set the record straight on a very hands-on experience he had at last years Skankfest, plus clarifies the incident that went down between Bert and Joe List. They also talk a lot about food including, the wild foods they've tried, death row desserts, a burger debate between Burger King and Shake Shack, plus Joe's own personal food takes. We also get a classic Ari instigation story and much more. Now just lemme eat ya! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 744 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Jan 20241h 30min

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. WHAT A MESS! It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by radio host, broadcaster, and very cool guy, Jesse Lee Peterson. Before Jesse joins in, Tom and Christina open the show with a clip of a bike lane confrontation by an aggressive surfer, get a shoutout from popular barista Caitlin Campbell, and check out the wild comments of another wholesome content creator called Wise Words From Neve. Tom also shares his handsy experience at Sam's Tailor in Hong Kong and we also get a sweet update from Dr. Drew! The Main Mommies then chat with Jesse Lee Peterson and get an insight into who he is and where he came from. He has a lot of out there ideas about race and gender, but also has an interesting view of forgiveness and letting go of anger. He also talks to the Mommies about mothers, Los Angeles, Ryan Sickler's appearance on his show, taking responsibilities, "Big Momma Michelle", segregation, and great pilots who happen to be women. Cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 743 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Jan 20241h 52min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up through my promo code MOM -Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a business idea involving live streaming celebrities experiencing bouts of diarrhea, before moving on to a valid criticism about the lack of money shots in certain types of adult entertainment. We then get an opening clip which asks the burning question "Whore or Jew?" A question which inspires a spirited debate on first names that equate to lifestyles of sexual freedom. The mommies are joined by comedian and NYTimes best smelling author of "Running The Light", Sam Tallent. Sam talks about his latest comedy special and reminisces with Tom about life as a student athlete. They get some locker room talk in as Christina and Tom share their own experiences of body part comparisons in the showers. Other topics covered include, big breasts, the Four Strokes guy, more dumb tourist behavior, penis fillers, stuffing faces, Metamucil, and growers vs. showers. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom's House Ep. 742 GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Bet $5 Get $200: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued in bonus bets. Void in NH/OR. No Sweat: Opt in req. 1 No Sweat token issued per day. SGP/SGPx bets only. 3+ legs req. Max. wagering limits apply. Must use funds from cash balance. Must select token BEFORE placing bet. Bet must lose after applying Token. Paid as one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Tokens expire at start of the last game each day when offered. No Sweat cannot be used to redeem Bet $5 Get $200 offer. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 01/28/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/ftball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Jan 20241h 21min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 55% off your Babbel subscription. -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MOM to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedian and all around hustler, Jiaoying Summers. She talks about her Chinese upbringing and how desperation led to her attending college in Kentucky. They also discuss topics such as strict Chinese beauty standards, scorpion juice, brutal mothers, and her ownership of a comedy club. Jiaoying also gets introduced to some classic YMH clips and reacts to some of Christina's TikTok curations. Ta ta there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Jan 20241h 38min

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Jan 20241h 35min