
A Hot Mess Announcement
Hey hotties and gorg(es?)! We’re taking a break! Just wanted to keep you informed and not ghost you like a toxic situationship. We’re not sure when we’ll be back but keep an eye out on our Instagram p...
19 Juni 20241min

Spiderman Kinks?!?
Hot Mess Hotline is bringing out loud cackles from Maddy and Grace this week as our listeners hear about one person’s Spiderman kinks! Another listener talks about her struggle with friendships which ...
16 Juni 202427min

Piping Hot Staff Room TEA ☕️
“It’s not called a WANK room it’s a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workpla...
11 Juni 202429min

You’re Not Looking For A Big Dick AND Love
In today’s episode we have some stories from the hotties including a bit of advice for our gag-loving gal from a few episodes ago and some insight onto what it’s really like on the celebrity dating ap...
9 Juni 202427min

How To End A Date In 20 Seconds
Ever wanted to know how to end a date in 20 seconds? This episode has got you covered! We also discuss how passiveness and indecisiveness is just not attractive in a prospective partner. It’s not you...
4 Juni 202427min

Stalking CRINGE
Double up!! This week we have two hotties writing in with their love life questions and unpack stalking cringe, and hitting the sugar baby jackpot - everyone’s secret dream right?!Have a story you wan...
2 Juni 202428min

Are You Dating An Idiot??
Hi gorg! In this episode, we chat about influencer trips, parking fines, softcore regency porn (aka Bridgerton - spoiler, we are disappointed) and people realising that the person they’re dating is ac...
28 Maj 202430min


















