Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, G&Diva dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Feb 40min
Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load
Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, a G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Jan 22min
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into G&Diva dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Jan 42min
Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment. One G&Diva finds themselves in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviors that give him the ick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Jan 19min
Help William’s Got A Hard Out
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and a listener’s spicy story about a classical banger has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Jan 42min
Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Jan 22min
Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button
After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few G&Diva dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the podcast with the help of a special red button. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Jan 43min
Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Dec 202440min
