The Thirsty Hamster

Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Beware of the Midwife,” — and it’s a fun one. Did the movie make a lot of sense and was it a good use of their time to watch it? Not really. Do they have a sp...

13 Apr 20211h 3min

Sarah and Mary are very much looking forward to decision day in less than three weeks. Mostly because then they won’t have to deal with Haley’s pursed butthole lips or Chris, the narcissistic, bad egg...

9 Apr 20211h 20min

The Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge.”  As the third in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series, this one does NOT di...

6 Apr 20211h 13min

Sarah and Mary are thrilled to see Dr. Pepper resurface alive and well, even remotely, in this week’s episode of MAFS. Sarah is relieved at the limited airtime Chris receives, however, she remains hig...

2 Apr 20211h 17min

This week’s recap of the trending Netflix movie, “Deadly Illusions” is a lot. A lot of what? We’re not really sure. A lot of work, definitely. Sarah and Mary can confirm that they both, in fact, watch...

30 Mars 20211h 27min

The one month anniversary of the couples has Sarah and Mary feeling all of the feels. Sarah is concerned that if Clara doesn’t hear an “I love you” or experience full penetration, she might not make i...

26 Mars 20211h 22min

This week’s Lifetime movie — the accurately titled, “Deep Blue Nightmare” — has Sarah and Mary questioning if Lifetime really knows much about the ocean, maritime safety, or life in general. Guys, it ...

23 Mars 20211h 12min

Everyone is jazzed to see Dr. Viviana has surfaced in this week’s episode, however, Sarah’s less than thrilled with the lackadaisical guidance she offers Paige in dealing with the King of the Bad Eggs...

19 Mars 20211h 22min