586 - WHAT WILLY COOK 2.0 - Molested In Morocco, Duck Feet Doritos, & He HATED Our Gift To Him!

Boomtown is bust, Coachella has crumbled, and Glasto has given up the ghost… which can only mean one thing - the FourSkins are now in charge of taking over the festival scene!  In the first of a two parter, Alfie and Jaack are giving us a run down of their dream music festival! One is a chilled out, family-friendly affair, and the other involves a ton of drugs. No prizes for guessing whose is whose…  Plus Stevie has brought a ‘how well do you know women”’quiz to the virgin table, but who will be crowned the top shagger?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Aug 20241h 28min

Dean Stott MBE started his military career aged 17, by age 21 he was an elite para-commando, and he became one of the first army soldiers to make it through the gruelling 6 month Special Forces selection process to join the Special Boat Service (SBS). After 16 years, Dean’s military career ended prematurely when he was injured in a parachuting accident. Not content with just being a real life Action Man, Dean set up his own security company providing protection during the Libyan War, single handedly evacuated the Canadian embassy, and has broken TWO World Records since leaving the special forces. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Aug 20241h 29min

We're playing a game of 'Are Our Listeners Little Bitches?' AKA part 2 of fan favourite 'Am I The Karen'! We're looking at more of our listener's submissions of situations where they’ve complained, and Jaack, Stevie and Robbie will decide whether it was worth complaining about. Forcing cyclists off the road? Getting a cashier fired for an ID mishap? Lobbing your lager over a stolen seat? Causing a scene because somebody tall stood in front of you? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of LITTLE BITCHES. Plus Jaack is sharing a revelation about his bum hair, Stevie found another footballer to ignore at the gym, and Robbie might have caught hepatitis... Check out #486 for the first 'Am I The Karen' episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Aug 20241h 30min

Comedian Rhys James swaps stand up for... sit down... as he joins Jaack and Stevie in the Happy Hour studio! Rhys is no stranger to panel shows, having appeared on Live At The Apollo and Mock The Week countless times. He shares some insider secrets, and exactly why prepping for a show is pretty tough. Rhys tells us why he swapped politics for comedy to kick off a stand up career aged 17, and shares how he convinced people that Alan Carr supported HIM. Rhys also reveals what Tommy Fury did that made him cringe when he was sat near him at the England semi final, and why his cat (given its name by a very famous comedian) is making him bankrupt... We also play a game of 'Rhys James or Reece James' where we ask Rhys whether the tweets were from Rhys James, or Reece James. Confusing? Slightly. Worth a listen? Absolutely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Aug 20241h 17min

The FourSkins are once again chatting about what they’ve been up to in a big All Caught Up, Baby! Alfie has done something for once - he’s got himself a proper prickly situation that involved him attending an… exorcism?! Jaack experienced absolute heartbreak at the Euros final in Berlin - he shares his intense 18 hour journey to get to the stadium, and his Karen moment involving a security guard! And Robbie has found a sexy French husband to get high with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Juli 20241h 18min

It’s the hat trick of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, where we’re learning about even more of the world’s most amazing people that have unique skills and quirks, and we get to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s ‘Amazing Indraviduals’ book!  There’s a man who has been cursed with a bad case of hiccups nearly his entire life, a super sensitive nose that can sniff out a major illness in people, and a woman who claims to have eaten nothing for 16 years, but what do the tests suggest? There’s also a viewer submission with evidence to back up their claim that leaves the boys too stunned to speak! Plus someone with a unique body oddity who would be the perfect partner for double dick dude, but is she worthy of going Indra book? Check out #411 and #461 for the previous Indraviduals episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Juli 20241h 18min

Jaack’s back in the UK after having his heart torn into a thousand pieces by Cucurella and co. But he’s over it, right?! Stevie’s at death’s door after going a bit dizzy in a lift, and Robbie’s absolutely fuming at some rowers. Alfie’s here too. In this week’s main show Monday, the boys have LOTS to get all caught up on. Jaack shares stories of some pretty interesting characters he met during his three day run at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, including a lovely Ukrainian man, a Belarusian billionaire and the man with the softest hands in America… allegedly. Alfie’s here too. There’s lot to cover in this episode, and we could try and give you a detailed descriptive summary of what’s to come, but we’ll just say the following… there’s big booty bitches, origami swans, blow job t-shirts, bogey croissants, posh twats, turkey legs, Brazilians… and Stevie gets his knob out during a game of monopoly. Yeah. We bloody love this pod… oh, and Alfie’s here too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Juli 20241h 4min

We’ve taken inspiration from a suggestion posted to our subreddit r/jaackmaate - we asked our listeners to submit situations where they’ve complained, and the FourSkins will decide whether it was worth complaining about! Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbours? Denying guests entry to your wedding simply because they forgot to RVSP? Hunting down a shitty customer's place of work? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of KARENS. The boys also share their very own Karen moments - Stevie with his tortilla troubles, Alfie’s parking predicament, Jaack with his dick dilemma, and Robbie's awkward alpha male mix-up. Plus there’s been a MAJOR development to Stevie’s ‘milk gate’ story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Juli 20241h 14min