Our Crew Roasted Us With These Assumptions

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have the Dreamland Maids, confront your assumptions about being an Anime Cafe Maid. 💥NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE: https://youtooz.com/products/anthony-padilla  🧨HUGE thank you to DREAMLAND: FLAGSHIP CAMPAIGN: https://igg.me/at/dreamlandmaidcafe WEBSITE: https://www.dreamlandmaidcafe.com/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/dreamlandmaidcafe/ 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal  ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood  ▸ Camera Operator - Ryan Grosjean ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Lila Rowel ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird  ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando ▸ Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy - Lizzy Jones  ▸ Channel Operations Coordinator - Audrey Carganilla 🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Maj 202418min

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have Chad Chad, Jarvis Johnson, and Samwitch confront your assumptions about their commentary. 💥NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE: https://youtooz.com/products/anthony-padilla  🧨HUGE thank you to Chad Chad: YOU TUBE:https://www.youtube.com/@thechadx2 INSTAGRAM:https://www.instagram.com/thechadx2/ MERCH: https://chadchad.shop/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Jarvis: YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@jarvis JARVIS JOHNSON GOLD: https://www.youtube.com/c/JarvisJohnsonGOLD INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/jarvis/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/jarvis 🧨HUGE thank you to Samwitch: YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2vSRqOFxo6gw1AP-WGMMJQ TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@samwitch.tv TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/samwitch 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal  ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood  ▸ Camera Operator - Macy Armstrong ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸ Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Lila Rowel ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird  ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando ▸ Captions - Davy Gerichten 🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Maj 202435min

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have Psychics confront your assumptions about their abilities. 💥NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE: https://youtooz.com/products/anthony-padilla 🧨HUGE thank you to Colby: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ColbyRebelMedium/ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@colbyrebelmedium 🧨HUGE thank you to Ginny: INSTAGRAM:https://www.instagram.com/psychicmediumginny/ WEBSITE: https://www.psychicmediumginny.com/ 🧨HUGE thank you to AJ: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/AJ_Barrera/ 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸ Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Editor - Alyssa Salter ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood ▸ Camera Operator - Macy Armstrong ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸ Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Major Latimer ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando ▸ Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones ▸ Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla 🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo 🖼Portrait painted by: Rhianna Robles - https://instagram.com/zerogattsu 🦥Slade mascot built by: The Pastel Prince - https://youtube.com/channel/UC7wq2U4FF2NyZD1o_P8QP0g 📢BE ON THE SHOW ▸ If you are part of an underrepresented subculture or live a lifestyle you feel is not widely understood and would like to be interviewed by me, email submit@pressalike.com with your subculture in the title of the email. ❗️You dug this deep into the description. You owe it to yourself to subscribe ▶ https://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AnthonyPadilla or get more at http://instagram.com/anthonypadilla & http://twitter.com/anthonypadilla 0:00 INTRODUCTION 00:28 PSYCHICS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF GRIEVING PEOPLE 02:19 PSYCHICS SHOULDN’T ASK FOR MONEY 03:32 PSYCHICS CAN REMOVE CURSES 04:44 PSYCHICS CAN READ ANYONE’S MINDS 05:37 PSYCHICS SHOULDN’T HELP FIND MISSING PERSONS 07:55 THEY CAN TELL I DID/DIDN’T WASH MY HANDS 08:30 DEPENDING ON THE PERSON, PSYCHICS HAVE A SCRIPT 11:46 HOW PSYCHICS RECEIVE ENERGY 14:34 PSYCHIC WORK IS JUST FANCY ASTROLOGY 15:43 REAL PSYCHICS CAN SPOT FAKE PSYCHICS 17:09 PSYCHICS CAN CONNECT WITH CELEBRITIES AFTER THEY PASS 18:24 3AM IS THE BEST TIME TO SPEAK WITH SPIRITS 19:45 DEALING WITH NEGATIVE ENERGIES 21:22 LANGUAGE BARRIERS IN THE AFTERLIFE 23:02 ALL PSYCHICS ARE WOOWOO 24:27 THEY CAN TELL THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE QUICKLY 26:06 WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH 27:57 MAJOR’S READING 33:32 ERIN’S READING 35:32 NICOLE’S READING 40:33 BLOOPERS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Maj 202440min

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have Angela, Keith and Shayne confront your assumptions about them. 🧨HUGE thank you to Angela: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Keith: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Shayne: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood ▸ Camera Operator - Garrett McKenna ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Lila Rowel ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando 📢BE ON THE SHOW ▸ If you are part of an underrepresented subculture or live a lifestyle you feel is not widely understood and would like to be interviewed by me, email submit@pressalike.com with your subculture in the title of the email. ❗️You dug this deep into the description. You owe it to yourself to subscribe ▶ https://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AnthonyPadilla or get more at http://instagram.com/anthonypadilla & http://twitter.com/anthonypadilla 0:31 DO YOU GET TIRED OF JOKES ABOUT YOURSELF? 2:38 KEITH WANTS TO LEAVE SMOSH 4:11 - Angela was the girl at sleepovers who would always cuddle you and whos hands were always slightly sticky. 5:36 SHAYNE IS THE BACKBONE OF SMOSH 8:10 PEOPLE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IAN & ANTHONY 10:35 THEY'RE PIGEONHOLED INTO CHARACTERS 13:20 SHAYNE SCREAMS AT HOME AFTER A LONG DAY 15:12 KEITH'S CANCER CHANGES THE WAY HE THINKS OF HIMSELF 18:02 KEITH AND ANGELA ARE CLOSE 20:21 MEME TIERLIST 31:08 SHAYNE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY 31:14 SHAYNE WASN'T LOVED AS A CHILD 33:08 SHAYNE IS DEPRESSED 33:48 KEITH MISSES THE OLD SMOSH 34:15 KEITH LIKES BUBBLE BATHS 34:23 KEITH IS HIGH IN EVERY SMOSH VIDEO 35:00 ANGELA'S PHONE IS NEVER OVER 40% 35:24 ANGELA ADORES TOMATO SOUP 35:47 ANGELA IS THE HARDEST ON HERSELF 36:26 ANGELA LIKED THE CAT FOOD 38:24 BLOOPER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Apr 202438min

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have people with autism confront your assumptions about their identity. 💥NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE: https://youtooz.com/products/anthony-padilla 🧨HUGE thank you to Aniella: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/aniellafields/ AUTISM RESOURCES: https://searchcenter.ucr.edu/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Jasmine: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/jasmine_b63/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Rytchie: WEBSITE: https://www.robotrichie.com/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@RoboRebellionStudios TWITTER: https://x.com/rytchieVA 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood ▸ Camera Operator - Macy Armstrong ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸ Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Major Latimer ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando 🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo 🖼Portrait painted by: Rhianna Robles - https://instagram.com/zerogattsu 🦥Slade mascot built by: The Pastel Prince - https://youtube.com/channel/UC7wq2U4FF2NyZD1o_P8QP0g 📢BE ON THE SHOW ▸ If you are part of an underrepresented subculture or live a lifestyle you feel is not widely understood and would like to be interviewed by me, email submit@pressalike.com with your subculture in the title of the email. ❗️You dug this deep into the description. You owe it to yourself to subscribe ▶ https://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AnthonyPadilla or get more at http://instagram.com/anthonypadilla & http://twitter.com/anthonypadilla 0:00 INTRODUCTION 0:38 "PEOPLE WITH AUTISM" IS POLITICALLY CORRECT 1:34 PEOPLE SEE AUTISM AS A SUPERPOWER 3:56 IT'S OBVIOUS WHEN SOMEONE HAS AUTISM 5:12 PEOPLE SHOULD STOP SELF-DIAGNOSING 6:48 AUTISTIC CHILDREN NEED PERSONAL ASSISTANCE 8:11 WOMEN CAN'T BE AUTISTIC 8:59 MOST QUEER OR TRANS PEOPLE ARE AUTISTIC 10:36 AUTISTIC PEOPLE ARE SOCIALLY INEPT 11:34 AUTISM IS JUST BEING QUIRKY 12:40 ALL AUTISTIC PEOPLE FACE SENSORY ISSUES 15:38 AUTISTIC PEOPLE LACK EMPATHY 16:58 AUTISTIC PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME DATING 18:18 ALL AUTISTIC PEOPLE ARE INNOCENT 19:19 PEOPLE WITH AUTISM STRUGGLE WITH TONE 20:26 VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM 21:17 PEOPLE ARE AUTISTIC BECAUSE OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 22:18 MASKING IS A USEFUL SKILL 23:23 AUTISTIC PEOPLE SHOULD DISCLOSE THEIR AUTISM 25:44 BLOOPER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Apr 202426min

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have Hasan, Ludwig, and Valkyrae confront your assumptions about the career of streaming. 💥NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE: https://youtooz.com/products/anthony-padilla 🧨HUGE thank you to Hasan: TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/hasanabi INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/hasandpiker/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Ludwig: YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@ludwig INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ludwigahgren/ 🧨HUGE thank you to Valkyrae: YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@Valkyrae INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/valkyrae/ 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood ▸ Camera Operator - Macy Armstrong ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸ Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Lila Rowel ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando ▸ Captions - Davy Gerichten 🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo 🖼Portrait painted by: Rhianna Robles - https://instagram.com/zerogattsu 🦥Slade mascot built by: The Pastel Prince - https://youtube.com/channel/UC7wq2U4FF2NyZD1o_P8QP0g 📢BE ON THE SHOW ▸ If you are part of an underrepresented subculture or live a lifestyle you feel is not widely understood and would like to be interviewed by me, email submit@pressalike.com with your subculture in the title of the email. ❗️You dug this deep into the description. You owe it to yourself to subscribe ▶ https://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AnthonyPadilla or get more at http://instagram.com/anthonypadilla & http://twitter.com/anthonypadilla 0:00 INTRODUCTION 1:39 DO THEY EVEN SLEEP? 3:45 OUTSIDE OF STREAM DO YOU CENSOR YOURSELF MORE? 7:30 STREAMERS ARE PARANOID THEY HAVEN'T ENDED THEIR STREAM 8:35 STREAMERS ARE INCREDIBLY WEALTHY 10:28 IT'S HARD TO SEE CHAT AS ACUAL PEOPLE VS AN ENTITY 13:28 VALKYRAE AND LUDWIG MISS TWITCH 14:33 THEY'RE NUMB TO THE HATE 17:18 THEY CONSIDER STREAMING COLLABORATORS AS COWORKERS VS FRIENDS 20:56 LUDWIG NEEDS A FINANCIAL ADVISOR 21:36 HASAN WISHES HE HAS MORE IMPACT 24:00 STREAMERS CAREERS ARE BUILT ON STEALING CONTENT 26:12 VALKYRAE IS NOT A GOOD GAMER 27:58 VALKYRAE RECEIVES A LOT OF FLACK 28:44 STREAMERS CAN'T AND WON'T COOK FOR THEMSELVES 29:53 STREAMERS ARE DESTROYING THEIR BODIES SITTING FOR SO LONG 31:20 THEY DON'T HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE 33:06 THEY WON'T HAVE ANY SKILLS AFTER STREAMING ENDS 34:34 LUDWIG IS A MID KISSER 35:22 THE CHOICE TO BECOME A STREAMER IS UNETHICAL 36:15 HASAN IS TRYING TO HIDE HIS PAST 37:26 STREAMER TIER LIST 47:13 ENDING THOUGHTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Apr 202449min

In today’s episode of Assumptions me and Ian confront your assumptions about our friendship and Smosh. 💥NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE: https://youtooz.com/products/anthony-padilla 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood ▸ Camera Operator - Ryan Grosjean ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸ Post Manager: Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Lila Rowel ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando ▸ Captions - Davy Gerichten 🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo 🖼Portrait painted by: Rhianna Robles - https://instagram.com/zerogattsu 🦥Slade mascot built by: The Pastel Prince - https://youtube.com/channel/UC7wq2U4FF2NyZD1o_P8QP0g 📢BE ON THE SHOW ▸ If you are part of an underrepresented subculture or live a lifestyle you feel is not widely understood and would like to be interviewed by me, email submit@pressalike.com with your subculture in the title of the email. ❗️You dug this deep into the description. You owe it to yourself to subscribe ▶ https://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AnthonyPadilla or get more at http://instagram.com/anthonypadilla & http://twitter.com/anthonypadilla 0:00 INTRODUCTION 0:30 THEY GET INSECURE ABOUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP 2:30 ANTHONY FINDS IT HARD TO ADAPT TO SMOSH 4:30 THEY SECRETLY READ THE FANFICS 6:46 ANTHONY AND IAN HAVE KISSED 7:23 ANTHONY IS SECRETLY BISEXUAL 7:44 THEY GET TIRED OF "FUNNY ONE/CUTE ONE" 11:07 ANTHONY SECRETLY HATES IAN'S MUSTACHE 12:21 TOUCHED TIPS AT LEAST ONCE 13:42 THEY'RE EITHER CUDDLY OR CAUSING CHAOS 14:00 ANTHONY IS THE BIG SPOON 15:30 IAN GIVES POWER BOTTOM ENERGY 16:39 IAN SNORES LIKE HONK SHOO MI MI MI MI MI 19:34 ANTHONY MISSES IAN'S BOWL CUT, IAN MISSES ANTHONY'S EMO HAIR 21:03 90% OF THEIR CONVERSATIONS ARE REMINISCING 22:14 THEY HAVE NEAR IDENTICAL LAUGHS 23:21 IAN AND ANTHONY HOLD HANDS IN IMPORTANT MEETINGS 25:13 FOOTSIES UNDER THE TABLE DURING MEETINGS 42:36 ANTHONY REGRETS A LOT OF CHILDHOOD DECISIONS 43:57 GROWING UP IS MANDATORY/GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL 45:17 THEIR ON AND OFF CAMERA INTERACTIONS ARE SIMILAR 46:46 THEY HAVE CLEAR BOUNDARIES ABOUT THEIR PRIVATE LIVES 48:33 THEY REGRET WASTING TIME AWAY FROM EACH OTHER 49:59 ANTHONY: GUY THAT GOES MISSING/IAN: GUY RUNNING THE SHIP 51:24 ANTHONY IS SCARED HIS NEW EMPLOYEES/COWORKERS WON'T LIKE HIM 52:49 ANTHONY AND IAN ARE SOUL-TIED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Mars 202455min

In today’s episode of Assumptions we have Strippers confront assumptions about the profession and the skills it takes. 🧨HUGE thank you to Lindsey: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/lindsey.bug 🧨HUGE thank you to Miles: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/yungpolemaster/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@yungpolemaster TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@yungpolemaster 🧨HUGE thank you to Karina: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/karinakayda/ 🎥Crew ▸ Creator, Director, Writer, etc - Anthony Padilla ▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese ▸ Channel Director/Creative Director - Mike Criscimagna AKA Mork Crispy ▸ Producer - Nicole Nourmal ▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier ▸ Director of Photography/Gaffer - Josh Kirkwood ▸ Camera Operator - Macy Armstrong ▸ Social Media Manager - Mallory Myers ▸ Post Manager - Luke Baker ▸ Head Editor - Patrick Horba ▸ Sound Mixing - Major Latimer ▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird ▸ Assistant Editor - Levi Villalpando 📢BE ON THE SHOW ▸ If you are part of an underrepresented subculture or live a lifestyle you feel is not widely understood and would like to be interviewed by me, email submit@pressalike.com with your subculture in the title of the email. ❗️You dug this deep into the description. You owe it to yourself to subscribe ▶ https://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AnthonyPadilla or get more at http://instagram.com/anthonypadilla & http://twitter.com/anthonypadilla 0:00 INTRODUCTION 0:32 STRIPPING ISN'T A REAL JOB 1:22 THEY MAKE GOOD MONEY 2:11 STRIP CLUBS DON'T PRIORITIZE WOMEN'S SAFETY 4:32 STRIPPERS ARE SINGLE MOTHERS ON DRUGS 5:33 STRIPPERS ONLY STRIP FOR THE MONEY 7:32 STRIPPERS HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEIR PARENTS 8:42 THERE'S COMPETITION BETWEEN STRIPPERS 10:03 DO THEY HANG WITH CUSTOMERS OUTSIDE OF WORK? 12:03 STRIPPERS WOULD RATHER BE PROFESSIONAL DANCERS 13:41 HAS BEING A STRIPPER MADE YOU MORE COMPASSIONATE? 15:00 STRIPPERS ARE ALWAYS DEALING WITH STALKERS 17:26 THEY DON'T WANT TO BE WITH A SINGULAR PARTNER 19:57 STRIPPERS HAVE MULTIPLE JOBS 20:59 THE MORE FUN YOU HAVE THE MORE YOU GET PAID 21:57 EVERY STRIPPER HAS SHAME 22:53 STRIPPERS ARE SUPER CONFIDENT 23:26 STRIPPERS WILL STEAL YOUR MAN 24:35 ANYONE CAN BE A STRIPPER 25:40 FIRST DAY ON THE JOB 27:53 WHEN WAS IT RIGHT TO START DANCING 30:17 WHAT WOULD YOU TELL YOUR BABY STRIPPER SELF 31:28 WHAT WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO START DANCING? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Mars 202433min