251. Underwhelming Orgasms, Sh*tty Marriages & the 411 on Birth Control

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12 Feb 202457min

Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.com Are the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others. To Learn more about todays guest visit her website here and follow her on IG @thelibidofairy Todays Sponsors: Butter Wellness: Use promo code "housewife" at checkout to get 20% off the personal massager. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" only pay $5.00 for shipping at bluechew.com. Beducated: Try FREE 24 hours using code "JORDYN" risk free + get 50% yearly subscription go to: https://beducate.me/pd2405-jordyn EveryPlate: Get a meal starting at just $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. MyBookie.ag Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

5 Feb 20241h 11min

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29 Jan 202454min

Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously? To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/ Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription . BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

22 Jan 20241h 9min

Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is...she can orgasm by her self. How does she conquer this issue? Is it mental? Physical? Both? Lastly a listener shares she has the hots for her boss; since Ive shared before my now husband at one time was my actual boss..I felt a little story time + my advice on what NOT to do was necessary. =) Tune in now! Want to "start a fire in your pants?!"..join the freaking PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE (only pay $5 shipping ) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + free shipping on your purchase. www.Uberlube.com Ask me anything @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com collabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

15 Jan 202453min

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8 Jan 202456min

Todays topic is PORN! The pros, the cons, the reality of your relationship with porn and how it effects your LTR/marriage. Benefits of porn, and the darker side of porn....I am not shying away from either. The great debate; is porn actually addictive...does it even matter? What does matter then? I conclude the discussion with my opinion on only fans vs. porn. Todays listener questions consist of woman who desire to roleplay in the way depicted in "Four Christmas's"..can it really be done? Sometimes role play sounds so sexy..but feels so silly...my advice! Another man shares he can climax when masturbating, but not with his partner..in fact he has never nut with his fiance!..Is he doomed?!! Another man asks for vagina chaffing remedies...his wife loves a good beard ride, but the aftermath is'nt always pretty. CHEERS TO 2024- happy new year my amazing freaky fam<3 Join the Patreon! Need a product that hydrates the vulva- look no further than Glamour Puss! (use my code JORDYN20 for 20% off) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off the personal massager using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first months supply free (only pay shipping) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at bluechew.com Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING Shop my fav toys at: FUN FACTORY ( the VIM wand will rock your world! ) Always wanted a FLESHLIGHT ?! Get 10% your purchase using code "housewife10" here! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

1 Jan 20241h 4min

Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward. Lastly a 40 year girlfriend wants a different title; she and her new man of 3 years were both previously married and both never thought it would be in the cards again..but she changed her mind. She wants to know he belongs to her forever and ever...what is a girl to do. Todays topic is 'erotic mindfulness' a quickie lesson I took on Beducated.com; learn 2 techniques to get you more in tune with your body and emotions. Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at uberlube.com Beducated: Try 24 hours free all-access using code "JORDYN" as well as 40% a yearly subscription; go to https://beducate.me/pd2348-jordyn Microdose: To learn more about micro-dosing THC go to microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "housewife". For strain specific higher dose gummies click here. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout; only pay $5 shipping. Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

18 Dec 20231h 9min