68. Giving you gender disappointment, pregnancy, and lazy wives

Have you ever received a nude that was just…boring? Alex definitely has. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss receiving boring nudes, video-game-obsessed boyfriends, and getting “off”. Alex says she would never marry someone who couldn’t get her off but then again, she married Jon. Marriage is all about sacrifice, I guess. Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro23:45 - I’ve Never Had An Orgasm27:20 - Boring Nudes30:59 - Does My Friend Not Like Me? 33:34 - My Acquaintance Is Having An Affair39:30 - My Husband Hates My Makeup44:36 - He Plays Too Many Video Games!48:39 - Moving Out of State53:24 - Do I Tell My BF About My Abortion?57:31 - I Contacted My Ex’s Sister1:01:14 - My Ex Boyfriend is An Influencer 1:06:28 - Reading Your Secrets1:09:21 - What Are You Over?1:10:58 - Listener ReviewVisit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

7 Maj 20241h 12min

In the case of Baby Bouffard...Jon, you ARE the father! In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss paternity tests for unborn children, fathers being petty, and security cameras in the house. Do you trust your spouse or do you need security cameras inside your house? Alex may not be doing anything bad...but Jon? We might need to investigate further. Also, stay tuned for the end where Jon and Alex reveal the gender of their baby! Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro18:14 - My Boss Hit On Me24:29 - How Much Do You Tip?27:53 - Friends with Benefits30:53 - I’ve Never Been in a Relationship 35:06 - I Want a Paternity Test!37:54 - My Father Didn’t Come To My Wedding42:07 - His Parents Are Too Religious 47:26 - Are You Spying or Lying? 51:00 - My BF Doesn’t Try With My Kid53:49 - Reading Your Secrets55:07 - Listener Review55:32 - Gender Reveal59:39 - What Are You Over?Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 Maj 20241h 1min

Kissing your friends is fine…until it turns into a make-out session. In this weeks episode, Alex and Jon discuss friendship kisses, cancelled weddings, and friendships that have gone south. You know, not all friendships have to last forever. Alex’s friendships usually last awhile, whereas Jon’s only last 2-3 business days…or a year if you play Call of Duty.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 30:51 – Risky Towel Business  33:21 – How Long Should You Wait To Remarry?  36:45 – Is Playful Kissing Cheating?  38:23 – My Fiance Cancelled Our Wedding 41:27 – My Husband Uses Dating Apps 44:58 – Close Friend or Foe?  49:50 – My Sister’s Wedding vs. My Baby 53:30 – My Wife Makes Out With Her Friends 58:31 – I Sold My Friend’s Concert Tickets 1:03:33 – Call of Booty 1:08:03 – Reading Your Secrets 1:09:38 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

23 Apr 20241h 10min

Would you call the cops on your own sister? Alex would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss driving while high, pole dancing, and stalking your ex. Jon hasn’t stalked his ex in years but Alex just stalked hers last week. Don’t lie, we all want to see if we’re doing better than our exes! Safe to say, Alex and Jon have nothing to worry about.Submit your questions here!0:00 – Intro9:45 – We’re Growing Apart11:48 – Balancing School and Life14:10 – Say High to a DUI17:37 – Should We Move In Together?20:56 – New State, Same Business?25:50 – I Want Support For My Pole Dancing 30:19 – Afraid of the Dark…Circles35:07 – Boundaries At Work39:15 – My BF Left Me In The Hospital 46:26 – He’s Stalking His Ex52:48 – Reading Your Secrets55:54 – What Are You Over?58:26 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

16 Apr 202459min

It’s time we normalized kissing your siblings on the lips…(or not, geez). In this week’s episode, Jon and Alex discuss strange sibling relationships, babies at weddings, and rude celebrity encounters. Just remember, if you ever meet Alex and Jon in public, Alex will want to be your best friend and Jon will want to leave immediately. It’s nothing personal, he just doesn’t enjoy genuine human interaction. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 11:34 – I Won’t Speak Badly About My Husband 13:43 – Our Sex Life is Vanilla 16:43 – Rude Celebrity Encounters 20:30 – Kissing Your Sibling  24:23 – Fading Friendships 28:09 – Grandparents or Grandpains in my Ass?  33:05 – Reaching Out To My Ex’s Mom 35:28 – To Move or Not To Move?  39:44 – Loaning Money To A Sibling  46:13 – Your Baby Can’t Come To My Wedding 52:25 – Reading Your Secrets 55:03 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

9 Apr 202456min

In love with your best friend’s boyfriend? Stop. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon help you fall out of love with your best friend’s boyfriend, find love on dating apps, and confront ex’s about having fake cancer. What’s the biggest lie Jon has ever told Alex? Probably that he’s one inch taller. Guys will take every inch, am I right?Submit your questions here!0:00 – Intro12:17 – She’s Lying About Having Cancer16:01 – I’m In Love with my Best Friend’s BF18:14 – Finding Love on Tinder25:19 – My Best Friend’s Boring Boyfriend29:21 – Being Friends with The Opposite Sex 35:20 – My Father In Law is a Bigot41:29 – Do I Send A Warning Letter? 46:27 – Hot For Neighbor52:08 – Is It Religious? Or Personal? 59:53 – Reading Your Secrets1:04:20 – What Are You Over?1:06:06 – Listener ReviewVisit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 Apr 20241h 7min

Is Baby Bouffard finally on the way? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon make a huge life announcement and discuss all things kids, pregnancy, and promiscuous pasts.  Jon considers getting a vasectomy and Alex dives into what you need to think about before having kids. Is Jon about to become a Zaddy? Is Alex entering her MILF era? Hit play and find out! Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 12:23 – Do You Want Kids? 27:51 – My BF is Staying With His Ex 30:12 – My Husband Wants Kids, I Don’t 33:59 – Sperm Donor Dilemma 38:58 – Pregnancy Scare 42:22 – Promiscuous Boy 49:39 – Who is Getting Fixed? 59:14 – How Do I Parent When I’m Not One?  1:03:50 – Ready Your Secrets 1:06:26 – What Are You Over? 1:07:30 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

26 Mars 20241h 8min

People need to learn how to say no, especially to brides. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss bachelorette parties getting too extreme, bedtime stories at 27, and how to handle your first STD. Alex even recalls a cooking class that left her feeling bamboozled, while Jon warns listeners to watch out for scammers. If Jon cares about one thing, it’s his money…and Alex, of course. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 22:18 – My Husband Finishes Fast 25:00 – Do I Pay for Dinner? 27:07 – What’s Your Type? 30:55 – I Need A Bedtime Story 33:17 – STDeal With It 36:02 – Should My Parents Pay For My Boobs? 39:02 – My Wife Sent Nudes To My Friend 45:00 – Bachelorette Blowup  54:28 – My Ex is Catfishing As Me 1:05:56 – Reading Your Secrets 1:08:04 – What Are You Over? 1:09:30 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

19 Mars 20241h 11min