S13 Ep 696: A 3 pack of assorted hight-waisted briefs

David and Joe are in the belly of the beast at the Crucible. After some fine dining at the Century Club they go into the auditorium to watch a snooker match. The atmosphere is electric and Steve Davis gives them a wave. They meet Jimmy White and get to interview him for Eurosport. Their Chatabix interviewing techniques holds them up when David asks Jimmy if he's ever worn a cloak. An excellent day. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Juni 202352min

After testing the kit David & Joe leave the air bnb with minutes to spare and walk to the Crucible Theatre. It's raining. After stopping to taste some free vegan food they arrive at the stage door and meet Ivan who takes them for a quick behind the scenes tour. They meet some snooker legends in the Players Lounge and get to play on the actual practice tables. This blows their mind. They get filmed by the BBC and get a Crunch Crunch. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Juni 202349min

It's the morning of the Crucible visit. David and Joe are at the AIR BNB in Sheffield. They call Andy Goldstein for some moral support and play a game of 'guess the age of the snooker player'. Uncle Andy gives them a few words of advice and tells them not to take crisps into the auditorium then waves them off on their adventure. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Juni 202343min

David and Joe have managed to wangle an invite to the World Snooker Championships at The Crucible thanks to Andy Goldstein. They are beyond excited and chat about what they are going to wear and where they will sit. To try and calm their nerves before the big day they have a chat with Andy. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ A Big Oval Plate / Keep It Light Media Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Juni 20231h 2min

It's the first new ep of the new series. David and Joe have been asked to record a punchy little intro about all the brilliant guests and exciting eps they have coming up in Series 8. Instead they talk about something else. A cracking start to The Damaged Calf Series. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ A Big Oval Plate / Keep It Light Media Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Juni 202353min

David and Joe are finally ready to set sail on their narrowboat. Before they leave on the maiden voyage a few old friends pop over for a BBQ... Davide Darood tells them all about his new lottery prediction business and introduces them to his brother Christopher. Mr Taylor and ticklish Tel turn up but Mr Taylor is hiding from Roger Babbage Quantock. Joe starts up the boat and as they set sail all their freinds wave them off and give them a couple of words of advice.... Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Juni 202337min

David and Joe have had a lot of problems with the narrowboat so ask Mr Taylor to come round so they can run through everything that has gone wrong. Mr Taylor is making a massive crumble. He tells them all about his winklepickers and then his assistant ticklish Tel knocks on the door. Mr Taylor owns 12 themed barges that he manages with his other assistant Logan. Tel sings a fleetwood mac song and Mr Taylor trys to recite the names of each of the barges. (Mr Taylor is played by the amazing Seb Cardinal) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Juni 202341min

David and Joe get some narrowboating tips and tales from Eddie Phillips an old guy who's been hanging about the canal for nigh on 40 years. Ted recites some poems from his new book Tales of a Seafaring Man and tells them about his wife Sheila who slipped off the boat into the sluice gate after drinking too much Mateus Rose. He then went on to have an affair with Sheena (or was it Shona?) and Patrick Duffy saw a ghost in his toilet. (Eddie Phillips is played by Alex Lowe who has announced a new tour for 2024 as Clinton Baptiste www.clintonbaptiste.com ) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Juni 202347min