SUP Episode: Gooner Eclipse

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Dec 20241h 32min

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Dec 20246min

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Dec 20241h 16min

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other and more. It's a whole lot of fckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Nov 20241h 13min

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It’s fair game for God’s increasingly disregulated wrath.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Nov 20246min

In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K’s utterly apocalyptic sexy photo shoot with the new Tesla robot. In a three-episode RHOC reunion, the ladies assemble to discuss Tamra’s trifling ways, the multiple mysteries of Katie Ginella, Travis’s ginormous balls, Jenn sinking further into off shore shenanigans with Ryan, Jenn explaining the law to noted attorney Emily, Heather’s war with Kylie and TikTokGate, Shannon versus Alexis versus the world, and more. Plus, an eleventh hour bombshell about the night of Shannon’s DUI may just have the power to unite this fractured group, once and for all. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 20241h 8min

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Lara and Carey are back for RHOSLC but first they discuss Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s big Netflix boxing match, why boxing exists at all, the new IRA show “Say Nothing” on FX, North Korea’s harrowing sonic weapon terrorizing South Korea, Katie Maloney making it Insta-official with her emo boyfriend, and Rachel Leviss quitting podcasting and dating a literal rocket scientist. Plus, Carey makes a big announcement.Back in Utah, the ladies reel from their desert meltdown. Heather and Lisa meet at Kemo Sabe for turquoise jewelry and spicy margaritas, Bronwyn gets lectured by Todd, and Hengie K and her dad discuss her late mother. Then Mary has the ladies over for a Audrey Hepburn-themed breakfast with a dress code that’s only loosely followed. Meredith debuts her fake octopus bangs while Heather and Bronwyn duke it out again. Meredith and Hengie continue to argue over LGBT things and Wild Rose makes a shocking interception. But it’s Britani who steals the moment with her thoroughly modern camp and gravity-bending bids for attention.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Nov 20241h 7min

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discuss Guru Jagat in depth, Argento movies, a Canadian family falling victim to an Eras Tour ticket scam, Extreme Couponing and stockpiling in suburbia, jelly bean shame, Dune Prophecy and more.TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Nov 20245min