424: Heaven Grades on a Curve
Dear Hank & John17 Sep 2025

424: Heaven Grades on a Curve

If you were standing on Mercury or Venus, would the sun look bigger? How long is a "while"? What are career fields that AI won’t be able to replace? How do we not run out of crystals and gemstones? How do I clear the smoke out of my house? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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