Re: Pissing Beets

Here’s what's on the docket this week: Becca preps for the US Open (shoutout Aunt Jenny), Tucker campaigns for the return of movie bloopers & shorter runtimes in general, and John Pork infiltrates the...

9 Sep 202550min

Team, strap in, because this week’s docket is chock-full of top-shelf actionable items. Namely: celebrity follows, Amber Alerts, and Becca’s catapult to fame on the official Hamilton instagram (still ...

2 Sep 20251h

This week we’re back at the titular factory to process some of the weirder items on our conveyor belt: our accidental joint-read of The Handmaid’s Secret, Becca’s manicure-turned-nail-surgery, our occ...

26 Aug 20251h 2min

This week at the factory, things take a turn for the filthy as we swap body-fluid stories for nearly the entire hour, but it’s okay because there’s no such thing as too much piss! When we aren’t getti...

19 Aug 20251h 1min

This week at the factory, Becca returns from Portugal with what could be glaucoma, a suitcase full of Lin-Manuel Miranda drag, and a gluten-stuffed stomach. There’s a lot to catch up on including Tuck...

12 Aug 20251h

This week, we clock in at the factory for a speed-run of action item topics including the power of trauma in music, Becca’s secular existence, speed-eating itself, and how to say hello and goodbye to ...

5 Aug 20251h 1min

This week, we welcome Olympic medalist, DWTS champ, Emmy-winner and certified employee of the week Adam Rippon to give us the lowdown on all things ‘Stars on Mars’ and what really goes down in the Oly...

29 Juli 20251h 17min

This week, we clock in at the Factory to discuss the paranormal activities we’re encountering outside of the office: from haunted houses to recurring dreams to psychic readings from Debbi Reynolds, we...

22 Juli 20251h 5min