349: Bert Kreischer's Biggest Secret

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.

Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.
Follow him on social:
Instagram: @bertkreischer
X: @bertkreischer
TikTok: @bertkreischer
YouTube: Bert Kreischer
Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.
5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner
14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?
17:00 - Writing Jokes
26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person
29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break
37:00 - Radio is not dead
41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage
44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT
48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story
54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses
01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged
01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes
01:16:00 - Sock Talk
01:22:00 - Secret Sock

Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

IndaCloud – indacloud.co
Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co

Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off
Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year
Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off

PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS
Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup

Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students
Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro
Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more
Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply