Phones Are Making You Unfunny w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Apr 20201h 30min

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Apr 20202h 1min

The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Apr 20201h 34min

The 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now! The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habbits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you have seen via text messages. Bert talks about his recent trip to the dentist and how much of an emergency his root canal was. He was sleeping with RAW ONIONS in his mouth! All new teeth for Berty Boy? Then Tom and Bert trade stories about getting fired (which makes Bert LOSE CONTROL) , sleeping around in their early days, and how good Bert is at listening/acting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Mars 20201h 38min

It's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter over a hashtag, and how Desus and Miro were involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Mars 20201h 24min

The two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great Andrew Schulz's way of making content is, strip club stories, Ian Bagg stories, and a cool video where some guy found a baby CRAWLING ON THE HIGHWAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Mars 20201h 30min

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Mars 20201h 38min

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Feb 20201h 48min