Medieval Animal Trials: Paw & Order, feat. Aaron from Generation Why

Finally the world is opening up again! You remember the joys of travel? Getting to the airport, being greeted by a demon horse, checking in with staff who might be aliens and who could forget the gift shop selling poison gas? Ahh the great summer holiday! Join Linz and Chris as they check in to the guest lounge of the weirdest airport on the planet and look into all the conspiracy theories that surround the Denver International Airport. This one features both lizards AND nazis…. Sound effect...

11 Juli 202249min

Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Something is out there in Dover, Massachusetts. Something sinister is lurking in the woods, climbing across walls and terrifying teenagers left and right. What is this thing and what does is want? Join Linz and Chris as they hold their flashlights like Mulder and Scully and enter into those cursed woods. Hoax or Hellspawn? You be the judge… Sound effects and select music obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com ...

4 Juli 202236min

Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! Ahhh Disneyland. Remember happier times before the pandemic ruined all our fun? Well...let us ruin those memories for you as we pull back the curtain on the deadlier side of the happiest place on earth. Countless souls have passed away inside those gates (ALLEGEDLY) and we will...count...them? Whatever. Listen Now! Join Linz and Chris as they go behind the mouse ears to discover all the drama...and trauma...that happens while you enjoy sp...

20 Juni 202248min

[NEW Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Dolphins are some of the most intelligent creatures on the planet, so it’s only natural to live with them in a dorm room, dose them up to gills on LSD and…umm…get very close with them. This crazy project was financed by…NASA?? What the hell is going on here, find out in today’s episode! Join Linz and Chris as they find out what happens when you pump a dolphin full of h...

13 Juni 202256min

[NEW Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Zombies! We all know and love them, but where do they come from? Can they exist and what real examples can we find? We journey to Haiti to discuss the case of Clairvius Narcisse, a man famous for allegedly being a zombie… Join Linz and Chris as they exhume the truth behind zombies in this patreon voted topic. Ask yourself, what does a mushroom, a wasp and a pufferfish hav...

6 Juni 202239min

[NEW Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Have you been digging in your back yard? Perhaps you’ve been doing a spot of gardening as the weather turns nicer? Maybe you’ve found a thing or two out there. Some weeds, a broken bit of blue and white ceramic, a small carved possibly cursed head of unknown origin? No? WHAT? Dig harder, what am I paying you for? THE UNIVERSITY WILL PULL OUR FUNDING. Join Linz and Chr...

30 Maj 202236min

Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio President Abraham Lincoln still stalks the halls of the Whitehouse. Haunting presidents with his three raps, and surprising visiting dignitaries stark naked. Honest Abe will not rest, but what does he want? Who will survive…and what will be left of them? Join Linz and Chris as they call out to the spirit world hoping to receive a reply from a certain presidential spirit. What will t...

23 Maj 202235min

[NEW BONUS Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Aliens, vampires and ghosts are all around us...apparently. That's according to this freedom of information request Chris uncovered late one night. Brucey Bonus time as Chris and Linz discuss the content of these calls to their local police department as well as the patreon content. One question: How would you arrest a witch? Support the show Support us on Patreon

16 Maj 202228min