Hometown Buffet: Absolute Trash
🥴🍽️🚫 Hometown Buffet: The Absolute Bottom of the Tchotchke of Mediocrity 🚫🍽️🥴 This week, we revisit a meal that has haunted me since 2014: Hometown Buffet, the worst restaurant experience of my ...
29 Okt 20251h 19min
The BEST Restaurant I've Ever Experienced: chi SPACCA
🥩🔥🍎 chi SPACCA: The Perfect 10 on the Tchotchke of Mediocrity 🍎🔥🥩 This week, I finally crown my very first perfect restaurant: chi SPACCA, the Italian butcher by Nancy Silverton and the best din...
22 Okt 202551min
McDonald's Monopoly: History, Scandal, and Astronomically Bad Odds
🎩🍟💰 McDonald's Monopoly: History, Scandal, and Astronomically Bad Odds💰🍟🎩 This week, we peel back the golden arches on one of the biggest promotions in fast-food history: McDonald's Monopoly. Fr...
15 Okt 202525min
Septemburger Semi-Finals & Finals
It's here! The finale of the 2025 Septemburger tournament pits Wendy's against Dairy Queen and Carl's Jr. against A&W. Who will make it to the finals, and more importantly: who will take home the abil...
8 Okt 202536min
Wendy's: Savage Roasts, French Fry Glow-Up, and Are the Nuggets Perfect?
🍟🤖🍔 Wendy's: Savage Roasts, French Fry Glow-Up, and Are the Nuggets Perfect? 🍔🤖🍟 This week, Ali Gordon joins me to put Wendy's through the Chili's Test. Between Frostys, spicy nuggets, and a fir...
24 Sep 20251h 39min
Jack in the Box: See-Through Tacos, Clown Mascot, and Legendary Curly Fries
🌮🤡 Jack in the Box: See-Through Tacos, Clown Mascot, and Legendary Curly Fries 🤡🌮 This week, we went to Jack in the Box to try some burgers, and got so much more than we bargained for. I'm joined ...
17 Sep 20251h 29min
SONIC Drive-In: Full History and Honest Review
🍒 Sonic Drive-In: Full History and Honest Review 🛻 This week, SONIC Drive-In gets the full treatment: history and review, all in one. From the retrofuturistic drive-in vibes and "Two Guys" commercia...
10 Sep 20251h 35min
Septemburger 2025: The Battle for Hamburger Supremacy
🍔 Septemburger 2025: The Burger Tournament Begins! 🏆 GET HYPED!! It's that time of year again: Septemburger! The annual hamburger tournament is back, and eight chains are entering this greasy gauntl...
3 Sep 202540min
