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We got the President Roaster Roy Wood Jr in the studio, fresh off his performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. We talk about the jokes he didn’t use, the ones he should have, Trump, Netflix’s Cleopatra and how The Jerry Springer show might look funny in the light. Indulge! 00:00 Roy Wood Jr squirming 01:40 Andrew got the Nation of Islam plug 03:43 Farrakhan the best orator alive? 05:08 Correspondents’ Dinner background & insight 07:11 They didn’t know Roy was nice at stand-up 08:59 Getting selected for the gig - G.S. Warriors involved 10:44 Roy Wood Jr one of less than 15 + style of comedy 11:56 How long to prepare? Changing it up 16:31 Trump was p***y for not turning up 17:26 The School Sh**ting joke + being strategic 20:56 Roy didn’t get the Epstein invitation + no-one policed the jokes 22:28 Roy’s meanest jokes that didn’t make it 26:52 Flagrant’s jokes for Roy - Disney +, Stormy Daniels, Gaping holes 36:48 Roy’s appearance on “Inside Jokes” 38:11 Roy’s scientific style of stand-up - precision 41:55 Roy’s father - Vietnam, South Africa and CSPAN Crackas 43:25 Local reporters first to go + Civil Rights era PTSD 46:32 Kamala got them soft hands + speaking to the attendees 49:27 Feelings at the start and end + Diana Ross is important 53:08 Roy Wood Jr new Inside Joke 54:27 Roy pissing off Industrial Kool-Aid Complex 55:28 Grandma’s heavies + Peanut Butter & Choc chip cookies are BLACK 01:06:17 Egyptians upset about Netflix Cleopatra 01:08:26 White Jesus and untrustworthy White Pastors 01:11:18 2 girls 1 c**k 01:13:11 Jerry Springer looks funny in the light BUT we loved it 01:20:07 NBA - TV dictated the south’s fav. teams 01:22:28 Alabama ain’t that bad, guys! 01:25:05 Responsibility of giving back + Roy’s criminal past 01:37:19 Akaash’s competing identities + repping your set Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Maj 20231h 42min

yerrr, today we had on YouTube & NYC's own: Casey Neistat - we talked the state of YouTube, his wild upbringing, his lack of fear of risk, surviving 9/11, being a dad, his never ending hustle and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Daily Flagrant vlog 00:46 Casey crashes every car he’s had 05:56 Bitterness isn’t interesting + 2003 Apple video 12:10 Having a daily record of my life 13:35 Becoming a caricature + wife keeps Casey honest 19:46 Staying away from sensationalism 21:23 Casey’s next video “YouTube makes me sad” 24:03 100m views before monetisation - BIG MISTAKE 25:26 Casey is addicted to Prime energy 26:41 Influencer monetisation + doing merch right 28:32 Beme - inspiration & hoodwinking CNN 33:55 Rejected from the CNN PJ + enjoying his riches 41:09 Nothingness+ TOUGH upbringing + Trapping 46:04 Mum gave Casey ultimatum + leaving home 47:57 Rizzing & impregnating at 15 54:20 Becoming a parent + Van adopting Casey 59:21 Moving to New York = from trailer park to tiny studio 01:05:45 Getting the first break + babysitting cats 01:08:51 September 11th, 2001 01:21:20 Oscars + being a sheep isn’t safe 01:26:49 Raising rebellious children that follow the rules 01:29:32 Don’t disparage children 01:35:49 Tasting success - Bill Clinton 01:41:05 “Science Experiments” - might be the first NFT 01:44:02 Not asking for permission- making ads 01:46:11 Failures too 01:47:08 Vlogging - cable access, HBO, Gonzo journalism 01:53:33 Working with Van Neistat and their challenging times 01:55:28 Representing New York + LA feels hollow 01:57:21 Feeling like a Judas + being in love with NY 02:00:30 The King of New York 02:01:35 Misunderstanding New Yorkers 02:04:42 New York is the best it’s has ever been 02:06:29 Chinatown is ungentrifiable and we LOVE it 02:07:46 Half-way houses f-ing up the neighbourhood 02:09:45 Casey will never leave NY + no regrets moving to LA 02:11:32 The importance of story - communicating universality 02:21:58 Doing NY better + finding balance 02:28:00 The story of the sunglasses 02:30:11 Most people are awesome + fame helps 02:34:01 Seldomly saying no to a selfie 02:41:58 Daughter watching Casey’s vlogs 02:44:06 ASMR Camping + girls go camping is educational 02:49:48 Candice is BLESSED + new income avenue? –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– dizzy by Joakim Karud https://soundcloud.com/joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library • Dizzy – Joakim Ka... –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Apr 20232h 51min

What’s up people, y’all know Adam Rowe from his podcast “Have a Word” and his many comedy specials 0:00 UK and Turkey need to create a master race 03:27 English cuisine is just adding fries 04:56 Gordon Ramsey has gone soft 05:43 British Empire + The Beatles sold out 08:58 Liverpool are the Italians of the UK 10:49 Adam’s ranks ethnics + dumbo voters + Constitution is the Goat 15:48 Liverpool rioting + beefing with everyone + G checking bins 19:40 Everyone knew Paddy Pimblett was the truth 22:44 Scouse’s view on Russia - Ukraine + UK hates refugees 25:56 The sweetheart and the thief 33:45 Dr Catford is the greatest 40:03 KSI drama with the Stanis + Whites the best at racism 52:55 Saying the N word + shout out the Bangos 58:32 Poles are the Mexicans of UK + Wassup my J*p? 01:07:58 Black Alan the Taxi Driver 01:12:38 UK talking funny + dirty Scouse talk 01:16:41 Akaash backlash from Gujaratis 01:19:34 Adam loves country music + “I don’t believe White Christians” 01:22:14 Co-host Dan HATES country music until now 01:25:41 Adam loves fat MILKERS + CAKES 01:27:26 Have a Word might come to the US + UK Tour 01:37:04 Achraf Hakimi finessing + Soccer stars protection 01:45:20 AI - fun distraction or disruptive? 01:51:44 ChatGPT’s version of Adam’s comedy 01:53:10 Banning TikTok + Zuckerberg is our slave + Child Labour 02:00:42 Freedom to try + “Juicy” + next special 02:12:52 Edinburgh Fringe audience different to comedy fans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Apr 20232h 11min

Sup everybody, we're back with the Flagrant boys & today we talk about some wild things: Izzy's KNOCKOUT, Schulz should be Waluigi in the next movie, The Dalai Lama doing some wild stuff, how hot your cousin might be and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Israel Adesanya is that guy + fight recap + 1st fight adjustments 14:25 Dricus du Plessis trolling his way to a fight 19:47 Great that UFC is buying WWE 21:27 Trump will become the President in 2024 + needing Black women or gays 29:51 Rihanna might be the one for Trump + US looking weak 35:35 Dalai Lama really is wildin’ 37:55 Gandhi wasn’t really on hunger strike? 42:05 Michael Jackson was better than Gandhi 44:20 Mr Beast’s newest challenge - Chris 49:31 Ugly women need to get HRT 55:15 Waluigi reviews the Super Mario Bros. movie 59:54 Japanese were racists back in the day… 01:01:34 Andrew had never heard of Waluigi + Impressions 01:03:06 The importance of choosing the right role + Chalamet v Holland 01:16:13 Air with no Jordan 01:17:53 Dana Carvey turtlely appropriate 9/11 Tribute 01:19:24 Beverly Hills Cop allowed Eddie to be Eddie + choosing the right role 01:23:42 Chris Tucker + Fifth Element + what movie sets are really like 01:30:01 Andrew was too afraid to break acting rules + genius in not knowing 01:33:53 The Beatles were incredible: they made the 1960s 01:37:25 Pressure of being a critic + real criticism has value 01:43:30 Akaash needs an info wala + becoming Dr. Umar Jahangir 01:49:57 Men getting more cosmetic surgery for other MEN + meat market 01:58:03 Willing to listen to 1 out of 100s 01:59:46 Andrew’s Ultimate Feet Theory 02:01:19 Talking about Barbie’s length 02:03:55 Mark makes Andrew’s argument better 02:05:00 Margot Robbie’s arch + foot tattoos are for fat girls 02:09:58 Would you smash Margot if is she’s your cousin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Apr 20232h 13min

We are blessed today to be joined by Tiny Meat Gang's very own Noel Miller. We talk about his ongoing ethnicity mystery, going Vine viral, the success of 'That's Cringe' and wanting to move to New York to work on his stand-up comedy! INDULGE 00:00 Working out Noel's ethnicity 05:57 Gun to head... we're saying any word 07:49 White co-hosts memory + The Philips got the rice cakes 13:32 Noel got the lamb cheeks + Cody wants Noel to be White 15:48 Larsa Pippen nightly workout regimen + daily nuts 22:23 Akaash rejected for tutoring + Noel's wife ethnicity 21:48 Having kids + relationship with moms are tough 27:50 Crowd's expectations + Noel's start in comedy 37:40 Vine created internet today 41:03 That's Cringe, Noel's viral content + Dan Bilzerian posted Noel 42:21 Impressive Spaceship studio 45:15 Comedy influences - Comic View, Comedy Central, Dave & Rock 48:14 Noel's special is coming + getting your reps in + crowd control 53:45 Putting clips out allowed audience to understand you 56:40 Expensive item for wifey + appreciating the successes 01:07:28 Noel owns Honda Civic & Porsche + how to steal cars 01:12:21 Andrew's flipping his fake Porsche + real one feels different 01:14:20 Loves go-karting + Helmet nerds + Racing competitively 01:36:00 Andrew boxing & does Noel box?? + concussions 01:39:30 Noel been pulled over for speeding + Keys on roof + White privilege 01:45:25 Noel is Touring = "Everything Is F#&ked" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Apr 20231h 51min

WHATS UP PEOPLE. This week we have the brilliant Whitney Cummings in the studio to discuss the OnlyFans Roast of Bert Kreischer, her mothers recent passing, and her recent love affair with a woman. This episode is a wild ride. INDULGE! 00:00 Andrew watched the Bert Kreischer roast + Flagrant are dorks 04:21 Andrew is Hypocrites + Hollywood is alive 10:35 Whitney is trans + dating a woman 13:43 Birth control impacts EVERYTHING 16:06 U Penn didn't take Epstein money + Roasting Prince Andrew's daughter 28:53 Losing both parents really affects you + child actors is weird 32:20 Whitney is a great kisser + lingerie etiquette 36:01 Tuning up the chest + dating tall women and bald men 38:25 Censoring self because didn't want to hurt parents 40:46 Workaholism + processing grief + babysitters were molesting 48:02 Whitney smashed out a virgin + animal activism 01:00:40 Success early delays growth + processing Hollywood + Shirley Temple 01:03:16 Taking a hiatus + 2 hobbies = fencing, archery and quilts 01:15:15 Stand-up growth + we love you, Whitney 01:24:41 People turning up for Whitney 01:29:42 Supporting everyone including those that hate you 01:33:20 Whitney's OnlyFans are for dirty jokes 01:42:10 The Beatles suck + evolving with your art + Dane Cook was that guy 01:51:46 Dave Attell is a beast + wanting to repackage nostalgia + references 02:00:32 Movie theaters + comedy and romcoms won't work in theaters 02:07:42 Nepobabies + MeToo moments + Chet Hanks handled it the best 02:14:36 Bring back beating white kids + coping with being humbled 02:21:21 Women talk too much + wanting to find out bio-age 02:25:00 Roast of Whitney Cummings is coming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Apr 20232h 26min

Today we’ve got Breaking Point’s Saagar Enjeti in the Flagrant studio. Saagar talks about Joe Rogan’s new Mothership Comedy Club in Austin, how women are now out earning men, Donald Trump’s saga with Stormy “horse-face” Daniels and how negativity in the press might be destroying American patriotism. INDULGE! 00:00 Start 00:13 Saagar's beautiful gnashers + T c** shots + Natty or not 08:03 Jonah Hill really saving the Jews + we still playing Ye's music 09:47 American dream is down big + 1998 was peak for US 15:01 Brokies can't afford gold diggers + Politics has rotted patriotism 20:01 Negativy drives curiosity + division drives voting 22:10 Cultural apathy + comedy is free + men are very lonely 26:06 Women out earn men + Saagar is the cleverest Indian 33:27 Young people are pole smokers but having less sex 37:52 Early days of dating apps were meat markets 39:44 Settling down age is older + Bubble quizzing 45:01 Internet has created cultural homogeneity 48:11 Universities are well endowed + generational college attendance 51:12 Coastal elites are disgusted with the rest + antiestablishment comedy 55:15 I've been to Austin more!!! 57:00 Joe Rogan's Mothership comedy club + Austin might BE new comedy scene 01:11:12 Comedy world is treasonous + Joe Rogan really is unique 01:12:34 Saagar was right to move away from mainstream 01:16:23 Most disappointing - networks asks the exact same questions 01:22:40 Saagar's coverage has impact + celebrating good parts of US 01:29:47 Poverty - migrant labor in Gulf states + Mumbai Beach Toilet + Cambodia killing fields 01:34:05 There are right reasons to be patriotic about America 01:38:14 Civil War - the South are too scared of the North 01:41:44 Agent provocateurs at January 6th + BLM riots 01:45:13 Entrapment - ISIS, Gretchen Whitmer and informants allowed to keep wildin' 01:49:41 9/11 blessed the agencies' cashapps + Agency incompetence 01:51:15 Donald Trump Stormy Daniels horse face saga is a red herring 01:56:02 Dems want to run off against Donald Trump 01:58:01 Joe Biden has made us all happier + Trump anti-vote 02:03:40 Tech bubble bursting + not all layoffs mean the same 02:05:05 Shoring up the banks but they play with our money risk free 02:11:56 We believe Transwomen here + cross-dressers teaching kids to read 02:22:40 Christian teachers preaching Creationism + "wrong until they're right" 02:25:13 Andrew attends real, underground Church + Christian music gets Andrew in the feels 02:29:56 Andrew got got + tithing a lot + loopholes in Judaism and Islam 02:33:12 Christianity ain't all bad + Gay uncles protected the tribe 02:36:29 History is just the triumph of the cucks + alpha wolf was a hoax 02:39:47 L.I. wife blesses husband's gf + cuck shed + cucks are in control 02:42:11 Childhood trauma creates monsters 02:44:17 Historical psychos couldn't survive + Catholics HATE + bribing White God Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Mars 20232h 46min

Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE! 00:00 START 01:27 Rolex boys 04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman 08:42 Why Bert won't cheat + Bert loves to EAT 12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself 15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker 20:48 Bert's comedy style + having unbelievable conviction 30:26 Patrice O'Neal story + insight into their lives 32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life 37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt 41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy 45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS 51:15 Body counts really do count 59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can't trust them" 01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert's beer 01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD 01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can't trust Clowns 01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack 01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done 01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking 01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral 01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing 01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING 02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other 02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Mars 20232h 8min