256. Balancing Sexual Desires, Marriage “Needs” & the 411 on Lube

Today: What do men really want- I asked them and they replied=) I was not disappointed, take notes ladies! Next...maximizing your penetration game; missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and side angle- lets make sure you both are getting that good good by leveling up! todays listeners questions are brutal; one mans wife is not just unwilling but totally uninterested...what is a man to do once he has no options? Another listener caught her man cheating, confronted him- he seemed remorseful....as of a week ago she has found another cheating truth out. Let's give this listener a reminder of her worth. Lastly- a goodie, not so rough- a woman desires to get out of her head when trying to climax. Ive got tips and trick to get present in the bedroom solo or partnered! Don't let anxiety rob your from your orgasm- Ive got solutions! Do you enjoy audio erotica then check out the patreon, also a great way to support the show=) Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE + discount if you sign up! Use code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2312-jordyn Todays course: https://app.beducated.com/courses/penetration/ BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only $5 for shipping! Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.  UberLube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING when you use code HOUSEWIFE at Uberlube.com!

27 Mars 20231h 16min

When was the last time you had a sex talk with a parent? This week, we are sharing a hilarious clip from the podcast Sex Talk With My Mom, a favorite from our Pleasure Podcasts network. Cam Poter and his mom KarenLee Poter have a weekly sex talk to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable. On their comedy show, they talk about everything that a mom and son don’t typically talk about, from smoking hash under a glass to anal mishaps. In this clip, they share about the best orgasms of their lives. Check out the full episode on the Sex Talk With My Mom podcast: Episode 422 The Best Orgasms of Our Lives.

23 Mars 202314min

Let's clarify how to correctly spit on a partner, is it a docile drool or a forceful spit....let me elaborate. Todays listener questions include a husband who is about to take his wife on their "better late than never" honeymoon and they recently have discovered they both share a "sex on the beach" fantasy- he got all the "supplies" but wants to know is he fully prepared. Next a woman who cant help but notice...and think about..how gorgeous her fiance's ex gf is...like shes really pretty , and she cant help but feel less than; even though future hubby insist she was lame in bed and had a super boring personality- how does she shake the thoughts?! Get ready bc I got u. Listener Q's are short today because I was joined by the lovely Dan & Lacy not your regular couple; a super spicy couple who not only live the swinger lifestyle but freakin represent! Dan and Lacy host "The Swing Nation" and if swingers happen to be on your FYP then they are no strangers! I, of course, asked them all my questions!- From boundaries, to jealousy, to the hygiene in sex clubs, and what do they specifically like to partake in etc....they not only are super intriguing but have SO much to offer other couples that are curious or interested to know more. Dan and Lacy are a great example of how to live an alt.lifestyle intentionally and Im here for it! You can listen to "The Swing Nation" wherever you enjoy podcasts and/or go to https://theswingnation.net/ to learn all things Swing Nation! Want to support the show and/or enjoy audio erotica read by MOI> join the patreon! Manscaped- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with our code HOUSEWIFE at Manscaped.com BLOOM- Listen to a sample of all stories free, or upgrade and use code HOUSEWIFE to get hella discount on the premium subscription. Immersive audio erotica, guided sex, guided masturbation, relaxation audio and more....at Bloom.com Microdose- Try Microdose gummie or strain specific gummies today-legal nation wide- get 30% +free shipping on your first order using code: HOUSEWIFE at Microdose.com BlueChew-Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping! TrueClassic- Get 25% Off at trueclassic.com with code HOUSEWIFE Follow me on instagram! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask ANON > www.thehornyhousewife.com Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcast.com email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

20 Mars 20231h 17min

Today is part one of "what does your spouse want/need/desire in the relationship including in the bedroom- today we start with the ladies. From what she wants in a man, in her relationship, for you to see, want and do (to her naked)- I am mentioning it all. Todays listener questions include a woman who has kept brushing off a conversation her husband keeps asking for - she is self aware that she's putting it off and has started to notice his lack of initiating sex and needs advice! Another listener feels hopeless as his wife has admitted she only did the things she did (sexually) when they were dating to win him over, and that she has no desire to fuck the way she used to. What is a man to do thats in love and bored. A female listener wants to know if her being turned on by imagining herself hooking up with her mans ex girls is normal...or not. Another listeners husband has expressed his desire to see her fingering herself instead of just whipping out the vibrator, mixing it up if you will, and she wants some how-to and guidance! Im giving you the scoop on my personal favorite toys to play with solo or partnered and reading my one-star-reviews for shits n gigs. TUNE IN NOW=) Join the Patreon if you like audio erotica or wanna support the show=) BEDUCATED- Try ONE DAY FREE ALL ACCESS at Beducated.com using code: Jordyn >https://beducate.me/pd2309-jordyn BlueChew- Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping at BlueChew.com using code : "Housewife" at checkout! Butter Wellness- Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off. UberLube- Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at UBERlube.com to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com ASK ANON >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

13 Mars 20231h 15min

Today why men cant handle a boo boo nearly like a woman can. Listener questions include a 30 year old woman who appreciates BDSM porn and started watching at an early age- due to this she finds herself often thinking about it in real life sexual situations versus being completely present. She finds thinking of her favorite thing to watch gets "her there" quicker....is this normal and what is my advice. One husband shares the harsh truth- the difficulty he finds be excited about sex with the same person 20 years in. The idea of new doesn't exist, and the same body can become routine- although he acknowledges the perks of knowing one another's body he cant help but miss the thought of a new naked body. Another listener wishes her husband would not just expect a blowjob the day she enters her cycle; and another husband is eager to know how to get his wife to share her fantasies. Todays topic of the hour; KISSING 101- the science, the psychology, the statistics, the research and what you SHOULD be doing. Spoiler alert: kissing is so fucking underrated. Microdose Gummies - get 30% off your first order + FREE SHIPPING when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Got to microdose.com =) True Classic - Be a stylish zaddy=) Go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use my code "Housewife" for 25 % off your order!! Join the Patreon for sexy stories every week! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: admind@pleasurepodcasts.com

6 Mars 20231h 4min

Today a kickass listener questions + a kick ass guest! Dr. Tara aka Luvbites.co is with us; sexual educator, profession, author and coach...Dr. Tara is filling us IN; From the 3 to predicators of longterm sexual satisfaction, to the male g-spot +technique you dont want to miss this one. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to "dirty talk" and doesn't know where to begin. She is nervous, and feels silly- Ive got tips, tricks and the mindset you need to adapt. Hype sesh from jordy coming STAT! Next question is a wife who is bothered by her husbands differing sexual history - he has so much experience and she wonders will she be enough to last a lifetime. PS. spoiler alert; it doesnt fucking matter. Do you love audio erotica? Join the Patreon for 2 sexy stories every Wednesday..say hello to your new favorite foreplay or bedtime story=) Get 10% off UBERLUBE + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Go to Uberlube.com now=) Try BlueChew FREEEEEE; just pay $5 for shipping when use code "Housewife" at checkout! A confident man is a sexy man. Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Ask Anonymously> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media=) IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast | Tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

27 Feb 20231h

Happy Monday- the twin flames broke up (Megan Fox & MGK) so i had to talk about different "types" of couples , and the hardships that coming from different circumstances ie. traveling husbands, or maybe 247 together couple. Hard is relative. Today is jam packed full of listener questions and diving deep into the topics that branch off. First off we have a husband who really enjoys thinking about his wifes HS days (the days she gave alot of guys alot of BJ's)- he enjoys this thought while he gets a BJ from her- sometimes shes down and other times she refuses; is his thought/obsession "normal" and regardless he cant shake it- what is he to do. Next is a wife who is pregnant and finding herself completely disinterested in sex. From her question I cant tell if its soley based on pregnancy hormones/feelings....it seems her relationship and sex life might be suffering as well. Does she sweep it under the rug and chalk it up to being a season, and "this too shall pass" or does she bring it up? Next a eager to please husband went all out for his wife on Valentines Day only to be rejected sexually, 2 days later she initiates physical intimacy and he turns her down due to be shot down previously....i spy game playing and let me tell you it wont work. Tune in because I have homework for all the couples listening too....consider it me forcing you to talk about shit and learn more about your S.O sexual side. Follow me on social media; IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the Patreon here. Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE- code " JORDYN" will also get you discount on yearly pass. https://beducate.me/pd2308-jordyn Try BlueChew.com FREE- use code "Housewife" at checkout and only $5 for shipping!!!! Get 25% off your True Classic purchase when you go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use code "Housewife" at checkout! True Classic is your one stop shop for all things mens wardrobe!

20 Feb 202350min

It's almost V-Day, do the married people even care? Regardless play it safe and buy her a gift dudes. Todays listener questions include a woman who doesn't give her man oral very often (although she does get it on with him 1-2x a week) her man is actually said the reason for his infidelty was the lack of oral sex in the relationship. How do we feel about this "excuse" and real talk what is she to do? Another listener says the sex is great, but the routine of "not much foreplay"- and "him waiting on his phone on the bed for her to come over and hop on" has become....not great. She longs for a little dominance aka him pushing her against a wall, stripping her down..take control! How does she communicate this desire? PS. Ive got an update for you on cock rings. Todays topic of the hour; Erotic Spanking 101- from locating "the sweet spot"- to positions and in-depth technique and style, Ive got you covered and I hope it inspires curiosity and excitement to bring into the bedroom! Tune in now! Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Like sexy stories? Join the Patreon today! Get my favorite lube ever; UBERLUBE! Go to Uberlube.com and use code "Housewife" at checkout for 10% off your order + free shipping! Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Go to BlueChew.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

13 Feb 20231h 3min