In the Anal Trenches // A Tub as Narrow as Geoff's foot [48]

Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Maj 20231h

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxaustin.com for tix and info Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16 and RTX www.RTXaustin.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Maj 20231h 15min

“Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.” Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Maj 20231h 50min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric takes a guess, one nil to Nick, have my ears peeled, rock not rock draft, Dracula A.D. 1972, Sloppy Joes Bingo, Gavin's new life hack, oversold flights, Sherlock Holmes, Savannah Bananas tickets, finding friends in Savannah, ignoring Andrew in person revisited, Nico, Tom, and Andrew's facebook message. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxaustin.com for tix and info Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Maj 20231h 2min

F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Maj 202358min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Thomas the Bumbler, Borzois, cool icing, gruping the scarlett, waffles, best fast food burger, our drafts, first rocks, Gavin's ice and apple, crisps, pancake lengths, Back Off, and screaming about backs. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Maj 20231h 1min

Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Apr 202354min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about alter egos, a bit cheeky, Stewart also died, Geoff is ready to pop the claws, growing up, red ranger off the top rope, a major apple update, hemispheres of flavor, XFL San Antonio Brahmas, the best salute, Gavin gagging, Sloppy Joe's mic, and RTX F**kface museum. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX is July 7-9. Get your tickets at www.RTXAustin.com to come see the F**kface Museum. Believe it because why not? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face50 and use code face50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and Shopify http://shopify.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Apr 20231h