Help My Pussy's In The Dark

Help My Pussy's In The Dark

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.


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Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester



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Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil

Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil

William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Aug 202418min

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer

The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Aug 202440min

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 202425min

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Aug 202443min

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Aug 202418min

Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom

Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom

Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Aug 202451min

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Aug 202442min

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Aug 202417min

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