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Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday with a FREE TRIAL at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks  The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital.  Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS in the app or at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

8 Feb 20231h 4min

Trev watched Milf Manor, so the boys riff on that and some other truly insane TLC reality shows, plus doing the sex with coffee breath, and getting jerked off by a pedestrian. They also hear from a listener that claims they drive the ultimate fuckmobile. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. First week FREEEEE

6 Feb 202311min

Support the pod AND get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month. Try it FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the man, the myth, the gecko - Therapy Gecko. They wax philosophical about their insecurities,  the healing power of jokes, whether this is all a simulation, and what we can all learn from gooners. They also hear from a listener that has an interesting way to jerk it in the family home and get Lyle’s professional opinion on incest. Catch Therapy Gecko on tour! Tickets at https://www.therapygeckotour.com Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 22 meals free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks22 with code socks22.  Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS

1 Feb 20231h 18min

Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for just $5/month. One week free trial on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod) or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts (https://www.apple.co/socks) The boys riff on how Trevor met Machine Gun Kelly, why sperms are just like otters, and how hard it would be to wake up in 1921 and try to make money. They also hear from a listener who got an interesting proposition from a friend and his wife and decide that jerking off in the garage is peak sad.  Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff

25 Jan 20231h 8min

The boys investigate why Jack spent $200 of podcast money on Iggy Azalea’s Onlyfans, riff on the difficulties of getting p*ssy pics at the gym, and hear from a listener about a dude that acted weird after cumming. Hear the full episode, get a bonus episode every Friday and try Patreon for FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

23 Jan 202313min

Support the boys AND get an extra episode every Friday? Free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys set up shop in the Brazzers booth at the 2023 AVNs to riff with an all-star team of guests: Abella Danger, Cherie Deville, Alexis Fawx, and Therapy Gecko. They learn what actually goes down in Vegas hotels during the convention, who Abella’s biggest awards competition is, how a gecko beats its meat, and why the best squirters drink pedialyte.  Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 Day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS

18 Jan 20231h 4min

The boys riff on the macroeconomics of being horny, how young Trev had an ongoing relationship with a stuffed gorilla, and how Jesus could got hoes at a Christian university. They also hear from a listener that had a bad time in Japan. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

15 Jan 202311min

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys are joined by Yung Gravy and Lisa Ann during AVN week to get the scoop on their relationship, discuss the pros and cons of morning jerk offs, and find out whether or not Gravy bangs like a pornstar. They also hear from a listener that has the key to the ultimate nut.  Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 21 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks21 Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or with the Prizepicks app.

11 Jan 20231h 8min