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The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie made on Onlyfans. They also riff on surprise threesomes and hear from a listener that is extremely Italian when they orgasm. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to over 130 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. Head to https://policygenius.com/SOCKSHOME to get your free home insurance quotes. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code SOCKS16. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

18 Maj 20221h 11min

The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and  dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world  leaders and hear from a listener about hands-free bluetooth orgasms. Hear the full episode while supporting the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

17 Maj 202210min

The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning a gangbang, rate the audience on their stroke game, and Lisa finally teaches Trev how to finger.  Support the pod and get 4 bonus eps every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

16 Maj 20221h 12min

Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Johnny Sins a superstar, and why European porn is better than American. They also learn Lisa's tricks to stop cumming so fast and how to psyche yourself up when you need to bang a 4. SCIENCE. BONUS live episode with Lisa Ann from the Netflix is a Joke festival dropping on Sunday! Find Lisa's podcasts, books, and more at https://thereallisaann.com and follow @thereallisaann on all platforms. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquid-iv.com/ Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year FREE of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

11 Maj 202258min

The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off. Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

9 Maj 202211min

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama.  Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Seat Geek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card for you at https://www.creditkarma.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

4 Maj 20221h 11min

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress and 2 free pillows at https://www.HelixSleep.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS.

27 Apr 20221h 3min

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE.

25 Apr 202213min