Your Kid Is A Loser AKA Weird Life Skills To Teach Children
There are so many useful and useless things that we should be teaching the youth of today……… once again, nobody is reading this… you know what’s gross? Brussel sprouts!
27 Sep 202118min
Victory N Jobs AKA The Weirdest Jobs From The 1800s
What’s weirder than catching rats for money…… you’re just going to have to listen and find out, because it gets weird! No one is reading this…. So…. Trent smells!
20 Sep 202119min
Death Busters AKA How Would You Choose To Die?
If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose? Drowning in Mountain Dew, being hugged to death, drinking too much caffeine, or something weirder? Don’t let us know @importantmalarkey
13 Sep 202113min
1,000 Listener Special AKA Do We Know Our Own Show?
Today we celebrate, answer some fan questions, and play a game where we guess which one of us said weirder things in previous episodes!
6 Sep 202119min
Trentology 101 AKA Manipulating, Frustrating, and Annoying Others… FOR FUN!
Trent tries to explain why he is the way that he is, and Linc blows up! Also aliens attacked us and stole our spaghetti, no one is reading this, so I can type whatever I want…. Walrus!
30 Aug 202115min
Common Senses AKA Which Sense is the Scariest?
Today Trent and Linc discuss which sense makes them fear the most. Which do you fear most? Sight, smell, taste, hearing, or touch?
23 Aug 202115min
Call of Food-y AKA What Food Would You Bring Into War?
Don’t tell us what you think, don’t follow us on Instagram @importantmalarkey nobody usually does anyway. Who even reads this?
16 Aug 202114min
sAY whAt? AKA A More Confusing Way to Talk (With Sam)!
Our first ever guest, Sam, is here to help us make a more confusing version of English. It’s like pig Latin but not anything like pig Latin because it’s way more complicated and difficult to get the h...
9 Aug 202115min
