Patreon Bonus: Long Hair XI
It's a brilliant barnet bonanza on today's GOAT Farm! Here is a wee teaser of Andy trying to determine his best-ever long-hair eleven.From Roberto Baggio's seemingly clip-on rat tail to Pete choosing ...
28 Aug 20225min
The Preview Show: Cissé will look after you
There’s grumpy fans all over the gaff in the Premier League this weekend! Leicester City head to Chelsea under pressure, while David Moyes tries to inspire optimism among the fanbase.Marcus, Andy, Pet...
26 Aug 202252min
On The Continent: Why is Romelu Lukaku better in Italy?
It’s a huge weekend in Serie A! Dotun, Andy and Nicky Bandini chew over Roma's trip to Juventus and wonder just why Romelu Lukaku and Lautaro Martínez fit so perfectly together ahead of Inter's inevit...
25 Aug 202249min
Zlatan Ibrahimović: From Hometown Hero to Pantomime Villain
Earlier this summer, Andy travelled to Sweden to explore the increasingly strained relationship between Zlatan Ibrahimović and his hometown of Malmö - especially after his statue was unceremoniously t...
25 Aug 202238min
The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Animal Pitch Invasions
At last, welcome to the most important episode in the Ramble’s history. Jim, Pete and Luke provide a definitive lowdown of that most glorious of football phenomena: animal pitch invasions!From Anfield...
24 Aug 202231min
Ramble Reacts: Man United bounce back
Welcome to our very first Ramble Reacts! We kept Marcus, Andy and Luke up late to relive an astonishing Manchester United win.Lisandro Martinez defied his critics and his height, while Marcus Rashford...
23 Aug 202232min
The Ramble: Wilson Raider
Jules, Vish and Luke fan the flames of a whole load of barn-burners across the Premier League this weekend!Miguel Almirón silenced his doubters at Man City with a vintage crotch-first finish yesterday...
22 Aug 202253min
The Preview Show: The Ballad of Neil Warnock
Marcus, Jim, Luke and Andy gear up for another wonderful weekend of Premier League football!There’s a literary theme as Cristiano Ronaldo opens up his secret notebook and Neil Warnock pens a poem abou...
19 Aug 202255min
