
On The Continent: The new Antoine Griezmann?
Have you been wondering how on earth Atlético Madrid can afford Julián Álvarez? Then you're in the right place. Today on our sister show On The Continent, Dotun Adebayo, Andy Brassell and Lars Siverts...
8 Aug 202436min

Speller and Emile Smith Rowe
Julián Álvarez looks set to leave Man City for 81.5 million big ones! He’ll be gutted to leave Man City without winning the Carabao though.Marcus is back and he’s joined by Pete, Luke and Jim to celeb...
7 Aug 202453min

The Barm vs Bap Derby
Olympic football has reached the semi-final stages! But never mind that, have you been watching the swimming and the shooting?Today, Pete, Jim, Andy and Vish are here to discuss all the latest news, i...
5 Aug 202442min

Football Ramble Mailbag Best of 23/24
We’ve answered more than 100 of your questions since kicking off the Mailbag last season. Today, we’re sharing some of our favourites! From the moral mazes of modern football and Jürgen Klopp’s legacy...
3 Aug 202427min

Zlatan “Jason Tindall” Ibrahimović
The Premier League season is fast approaching and Luke, Jim, Vish and Andy have worked out how Arsenal can finally get to Man City and win the league… Hire Zlatan Ibrahimović in the Jason Tindall role...
2 Aug 202443min

Introducing: Ramble Uncut
Today, we're bringing you a special teaser of what you can expect every week on the Football Ramble Patreon.For just $5 a month, you'll get an extended version of every Wednesday episode of the Ramble...
1 Aug 202421min

Brucey Shot the Sheriff
Bad news, everyone: the Amazon seller who sold Pete a durian for us to try today had to cancel the order due to “supply chain issues.” More news as we get it.That leaves Pete, Luke and Jim with plenty...
31 Juli 202441min

I’m bringing a durian
Need some good old-fashioned espionage sorting out, but don’t have access to a drone or a two-way mirror? Pete Donaldson is now available for hire!He’s joined by Luke and Jim in a suspicious room full...
29 Juli 202442min


















