
Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral
Well hello again everyone. After 30 chapters we're finally at the end of Half Blood Prince, and what a journey it's been! In this episode we bash one of our favourite european nations - Germany! First...
23 Aug 20231h 10min

Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue
Ello ello ello. Join us as we drink Taylor Swift themed cocktails (shut up, haters) and chat about chapter 29 of the half blood prince. We discuss Dumbledore's reputation, mansplaining, and how Hogwar...
2 Aug 20231h 10min

Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns
Hi Swifties! We *aren't* eating rotten shark, but we are eating and drinking many other Icelandic things! So join us as we discuss Neville being observant, the end of childhood, Snake's slutty little ...
18 Juli 20231h 2min

Ep 117 - Half Blood Prince 27: Avoodle Kadoozle
Alright guvna? Today we're drinking every fucking alcohol we own, ew. We're announcing the winners of the house cup, Hogwarts being violated, and of course, Snape Unaliving Dumbledore. HP TV Show Pet...
3 Juli 20231h 8min

Ep 116 - Half Blood Prince 26: BYOB (Bring Your Own Boat) ft. Witch Please
OMG it's WITCH PLEASE?! For some reason Marcelle and Hannah stooped to our level and agreed to come on Goblet of Wine, and somehow, actually lowered the tone?! Who'd have thunk it. Around some slight ...
20 Juni 20231h 27min

Ep 115 - Half Blood Prince 25: I’ve Seen Harry Potter’s Ballsack
Ello ello, new episode time! We're chatting about chapter 25 of the half blood prince (eek, we're so close to the end!), about tarot cards, holocaust metaphors, and trust. Plus, Todd and Misu facetime...
6 Juni 20231h 33min

Ep 114 - Half Blood Prince 24: Hannah Eats Charlie
Bonjour, welcome back to your favourite podcast run by two fully functional alcoholics. Join us discussing chaper 24 of the half blood prince, aka unforgivable curses, nearly headless nick, and croton...
23 Maj 20231h 48min

Ep 113 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 2: If I Piss, You Piss ft. Neil
HOLE IN THE WALL! We're backkkk, and again, Neil is holding us at gun point and forcing us to let him guest, ew. We're talking about prophecies and the 'chosen one', how fantasy should always have a m...
9 Maj 20231h 24min



















