Mak's Concerning Lore
Mak concerns all with random lore drops, Ashley finally comes out as straight, and we read some of your confessions. Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qua...
21 Jan 58min
We're Making Some Changes
Addressing the Patreon criticism, Ashley's back from Australia, and Mak confronts renewed allegations she may never beat. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamily...
14 Jan 42min
Horrific Constipation
New lore drops from everyone: Ashley’s bowels, Mak’s bath routine, and Alayna’s former life as a world traveler. Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qual...
7 Jan 47min
“Are We Chopped?" Gen Alpha Slang
Alayna and Mak discuss unhinged Sims mods, absurd Gen Alpha slang terms, and the surprising origins of the Boobometer. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypo...
17 Dec 202550min
Death By Gen Z Stare
Breaking down the Gen Z stare, Ashley’s master plan for Fulton’s organs, and the great seat reclining debate. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod. ...
10 Dec 202545min
Mak and Chappell Roan?
Mak’s close encounter with a famous popstar, a curly hair debate, and questionable financial choices. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod. Instagra...
3 Dec 202553min
The Hobbies Episode
Mak, Alayna, and Ashley discuss their current hobbies, favorite movies, Sabrina Carpenter, and Julio's mysterious disappearance...? FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenf...
26 Nov 202550min
The Great Flashing Of 2026
Ashley’s sunflower eyes, Mak’s acupuncture, Alayna’s EMDR training, and preparation for the most controversial Patreon incentive ever created. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.co...
19 Nov 202549min
