Episode 49: Return to the Sulfite Mines (feat. Alexis Schwartz)
The reign of dankosity ends as the boys turn their coats, doff their caps (hello m'lady) and rail fat lines of sulfites. To further overextract the fun, they are joined by natural wine partisan, write...
4 Feb 20191h 18min
Episode 48: Z-Infidelz
Our boys desires are… unconventional. Enter our hothouse and get ready to do some zinning here on birdsarentrealdotcomslashpodcast. Zeriously, this is probably the first time the boys had any tannins ...
28 Jan 20191h 1min
Episode 47: Xarel-lo Kitty
Guess which boys forgot to dine before they podded? We bet no one can tell! Recorded in the first week of our lord and savior Big Changus, the boys really get into a “Spanish set of mind” and accident...
21 Jan 20191h 1min
Episode 46: Doing it for the ‘Gram (Ft. Emily Schultz)
The boys are joined by Bon Appetit’s Emily Schultz and looking for sponsors in all the wrong places, as the trio gets down and dirty with the phenomenon of instagram wine. Kevin and Duck are in way o...
14 Jan 20191h 4min
Episode 45: Sylvaner Suck Your Blood
The boys drink Sylvaner and become deranged as a way to celebrate #soberJanuary. They say a bunch of stuff they probably don’t mean so you can hold them responsible for their actions. Don’t follow the...
7 Jan 201956min
Episode 44: Champagne Supernova in these guys
The boys end season 2 of their critically acclaimed podcast drinking champagne and trying to sound smart. Notable as an episode because it’s possibly almost educational, you’re welcome. The boys disc...
31 Dec 20181h 13min
Episode 43: NAFTA boys (ft. Alex from Subject to Change Wine Co.)
The boys are joined by Alex from Subject to Change Wine Co. to discuss NAFTA, which everyone really fully understands. Duck is clearly having a day and is basically foaming at the mouth the whole epis...
24 Dec 20181h 25min
Episode 42: Scrape your Knee, it’s only extended Skin Contact (ft. Sam Lindeman)
The boys are back with another orange wine episode, and this time it’s cannon. They’re joined by eldritch memelord Sam Lindeman, aka ASAP Mousey AKA GlouGloueyedMender AKA WokeWineMemes in an episode ...
17 Dec 20181h 18min
