8: You Give Love a Bad Name
In this Valentine's episode, Alexis & Taylor read your worst date stories, contribute some of their own, and give some professional dating advice.
14 Feb 202156min
7: Sexy Jutsu & Britney Spears Impressions
In this anime episode Alexis & Taylor discuss their problematic anime faves, Taylor finds out she's been dm'ing the wrong Wolff brother, and Alexis misses out on a hentai gig. To find us where you ge...
3 Feb 202144min
6: Hold on Tight, Spider Monkey
In this Twilight episode, Alexis & Taylor talk about the time Alexis met Paul the werewolf, which Cullen would be TikTok famous, and Taylor's breakdown after Ryan Ross left Panic! at the Disco. Check ...
27 Jan 202147min
5: Stanley Cuba Gooding Jr. Faked the Moon Landing
In the one month anniversary episode of Hottie Hotline, Alexis & Taylor talk Avril Lavigne's clone, how we would write a ransom note, & discuss which cryptid would make the best husband. Check out th...
20 Jan 202153min
4: I Like Your Shoelaces
In this episode, Alexis & Taylor talk Tumblr drama, sexy Colonel Sanders, and their future careers as gynecologists.
13 Jan 20211h 30min
3: Piss kinks for my real friends, real kinks for my piss friends
In what is a runoff to episode 2, Alexis and Taylor talk Owen Gray, Henry Cavill, and lots of piss...god, so much piss.
6 Jan 202142min
2: Shady Pines, Ma
In this episode, we petition to put Tate Langdon in a nursing home, analyze MTV's Jackass as a sexual awakening, and reminisce about incest on Life With Derek.
30 Dec 202047min
1: World's Worst Intro
What was meant to be an episode that introduces you to Hottie Hotline's hosts, Alexis and Taylor, turns into a discussion on Degrassi, Cajun culture, and being groomed on kik.
23 Dec 202037min
