89: Welcome to the Stage: Lucifer!
Yup, we're back in the temple with Eden's most dramatic thespian: Lucifer! Get ready to give Shelly your biggest golf clap for her amazing adversary impression. We also read a wild letter (buckle up) ...
6 Sep 20201h 5min
88: Pirate God, A.K.A. the F-Bomb Episode
We're back in the temple once again for the start of the riveting endowment movie, which turns out to pretty much be the regular ol' creation story with a bit of poetic license. We also roast a troll,...
29 Aug 202055min
87: Check Out My Endowment
This week we're still in the wacky LDS temple. If new names and endowment ceremonies are your thing (whatever those are) then you're in for a treat. There's also a FUMPOTD that Mary nails for a change...
23 Aug 20201h 15min
86: Temple Pt 2: Get Your Hands Out of My Poncho
In this week's episode Mary learns about more mid 1990s Mormon Temple creepiness, er, rituals, this time involving inappropriate touching. Plus, we're also horrified to find out what Hitler is promise...
15 Aug 202057min
85: Hitler Becomes a Mormon & Other LDS Temple Wackiness
We're finally FINALLY getting around to discussing LDS temple rituals. These are neither sacred nor secret since Shelly's spilling the beans on this goofy stuff. This will be part 1 of a multi-part se...
8 Aug 202053min
84: Patriarchal Blessing B.S.
In today's episode we get up close and personal with the cut and pasted splendor that is the Mormon Patriarchal Blessing. Is everyone throwing up in their mouths? Because that's the appropriate respon...
2 Aug 202052min
83: COVID Couples Counseling Part Deux
Looks like we needed to head back to the counseling couch this week for another session of "therapy without a therapist." Maybe don't try that at home. We also have a FUMPOTD courtesy of Alice, a "He ...
26 Juli 20201h 5min
82: The Newly-Les Game!
Welcome to the first (and probably only) installment of the Newly-Les Game hosted by our good friend Diana! We'd like to say we crushed this game...we really would...but it soon turned into a total sh...
19 Juli 202058min
