Big tits skinny brow
This week were talking about how I boldly debuted my skinny brow at a very important meeting (didnt go as planned), break throughs in therapy, and Lana's new gator guy (we love). Enjoy!!Shop my merch!...
10 Okt 202441min
Future gay icon Grace O'Malley
Hilarious cutie Grace O'Malley is on Long Windered!! We talk the furture of her sexuality - being gay (hello it's the only way), her blossoming standup career (opening for Whitney Cummings!!) and her ...
3 Okt 202450min
Leaked nudes
I am a victim!!!! Finally!! Of attempted extortion with emphasis on "attempted." All the pain and no gain. Today I'm telling you everything about an ominous text message that went nowhere, something c...
26 Sep 202444min
All men should have hair plugs
This week and forever I am disillusioned by all things including but not limited to New York Fashion Week, men (and their audacity specifically on dating apps) and Sabrina Carpenter's new album. Hope ...
19 Sep 202446min
Virgin Mary is c*nt with Tefi
This week the gorgeous, hilarious and wise Tefi is on!! We talk all things astrology (were both Leo moons hello), dating, and the source of Tefi's timeless wisdom. Enjoy!!Sponsors:Fum: https://www.try...
12 Sep 20241h 20min
butt stuff
Running my mouth on the enigma that is Tonia Haddix and Chimp Crazy, an@l sex (someone's gotta do it), and Robby and I are going to New York!! I hope you lerve!!Sponsors:ZitSticka: ZitSticka is offeri...
5 Sep 202459min
Victoria's Secret model Taylor Hill!!
This week a real life model is on the pod, Taylor Hill!! We cover everything about her modeling career including if male model's are dumb (jury's still out). We also talk about mental health, grief, a...
29 Aug 20241h 5min
a court of yeast and beasts
Were talking ACOTAR!! (fairy b*tch boys [not rhys duh] and what would happen if Fey got a yeast infection), preparing for (blur) Fall - wish it would hurry tf up already, and halitosis :/ I hope you e...
22 Aug 202453min
