146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)
Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.GET TIX FOR PER...
23 Apr 20251h 13min
145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James)
Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linkt...
16 Apr 20251h 1min
144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)
Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.GE...
9 Apr 20251h 17min
143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)
Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each oth...
2 Apr 20251h 14min
142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)
The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply canno...
26 Mars 20251h 10min
141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIV...
19 Mars 20251h 11min
140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)
Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin Th...
12 Mars 20251h 8min
139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a do...
5 Mars 20251h 21min
