140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)
Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin Th...
12 Mars 20251h 8min
139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a do...
5 Mars 20251h 21min
138: confronting my brother for spending $6k on p*rno (w/ Jeremy Culhane)
GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single ni...
26 Feb 20251h 12min
137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani)
________dialtone tour patreon presale NOW _____public sale 2/21_____https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveArasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty c...
19 Feb 20251h 19min
136: Yassifying Horse Theft (w/ Anna Garcia)
Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bon...
12 Feb 20251h 16min
135: my neighbor's getting freaky by the window (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party.Join The Patreon:...
5 Feb 20251h 9min
134: accidentally texted my boss my roleplay fanfic (w/ Geoffrey James)
Geoffrey James joins the show to solve stunning problems about sending your boss a sexy fanfic roleplay inquiry, avoiding rizz from a shifty friend, and boning the dollar store hunk.Join The Patreon: ...
29 Jan 20251h 10min
133: Sarah is pregnant again lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah is back on the show, and we're having another baby. In possibly the funniest thing we could do, its time for baby #2. We also take stunning calls about accidentally playing porn at work in front...
22 Jan 20251h 10min
