
The Ham Chant
It’s been quite the week for the ladies, with Emma entertaining a toddler during a check-up and Sophiena facing her fears. But with your letters about poo on the floor, an incident at the opticians, a...
15 Jan 202449min

The Poo Chopper
Not only is it our first Thursday episode of series 2, but it's also the 50th episode of the Secret Mum Club! To celebrate the ladies have more of your correspondence about going on trips without the ...
11 Jan 202416min

The Tooth Yanker
The ladies are back! It’s the first session of 2024, and there is plenty to catch up on. After jet-setting to the exotic lands of Paris and West Wales, both Sophiena and Emma have many tales from thei...
9 Jan 202449min

Happy New Year!
Welcome to 2024 boo! We couldn’t go without wishing you all a happy new year. We’ll be back with more Secret Mum Club antics next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Jan 20242min

Merry Christmas!
The ladies have a special little festive episode for you filled with presents, crackers and a cheeky bottle of non-alcoholic fizz! Despite there being no alcohol in the vicinity, it’s safe to say the ...
25 Dec 202319min

The Family Gyno
It's our last episode before Christmas! And as always, you've sent in some whoppers. One listener tells us about her in-laws having a gynaecologist who is part of the family, we hear about a little bo...
21 Dec 202318min

The Talking Fu Fu
Everyone’s giddy in the studio today. You might think it’s because Christmas is near, or the pregnancy hormones… but in reality it’s due to the completely unhinged secrets and correspondence this week...
18 Dec 202350min

The Baby Beer Goggles
We're getting 'baubles deep' into your messages, and this week we hear back from Tanille who has an explanation about the term "S**t her out", and we have ANOTHER poo knife story, but this time it has...
14 Dec 202314min



















