Ep. 8: Midnight Rescue Mission (Queen’s Visit Arc)
The all-night search for a missing friend ends with a shocking revelation. Also, “Sorry, my ears must be deceiving me. I feel like I hear two quitters here.”Original Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoin...
21 Nov 20231h 9min
Ep. 7: Crystato Negotiations and a Hint of Romance (Queen’s Visit Arc)
A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.Music by David Dillon, plu...
14 Nov 20231h 14min
Ep. 6: The Poverty Episode (Queen’s Visit Arc)
The party planning committee deals with high rents, lifestyle expenses, and extreme poverty. Also, “What’s the difference between Poor and Squalid?”.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” ...
7 Nov 20231h 8min
Ep. 5: The 999th Annual Crystato Harvest Hootenanny (Halloween Special)
An overly complicated points system crowns the High Hooter. Also, “Four-Legged Beast from Hell (Ask Me How We Can Stop It)”.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “Spooky ST...
31 Okt 20231h 12min
Ep. 4: The Talent Show Round 2: Sudden Death (Queen's Visit Arc)
A battle against a chimpanzee and 4 flying snakes doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Get out of here, with your split hoof and one stomach”.Content Warning: It’s becoming a trend that we mention the existe...
24 Okt 20231h 3min
Ep. 3: The Talent Show Round 1 (Queen's Visit Arc)
A Talent Show determines who will speak to the Queen. Also, “Try not to fall in love with me”.Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern...
17 Okt 20231h 4min
Ep. 2: Reverse Burglary (Queen's Visit Arc)
The Towers Schoolhouse has an unexpected problem. Also, “not the pornography”.Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero...
17 Okt 20231h 5min
Ep. 1: (Not) Answering the Call to Greatness (Queen's Visit Arc)
The would-be heroes don’t answer the Call to Greatness. Also, “We can’t speak to anyone”. Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by Slappy"Ambience, Large Crowd,...
17 Okt 20231h
