67: Sext Me When You Get Home
It isn’t sex…it’s the next best thing!Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up n...
24 Feb 20221h 2min
66: Know The Signs
Runaway fast as youuuu can…seriouslyWelcome back Slooties! Not to be a hater of love and all things happy, but this week we focus on some of the perks of Valentine's Day ENDING. Don’t lie, you know yo...
17 Feb 202256min
65: Sofia With No Job ft. The Morning Toast
This just in: being canceled is the new blue checkmark!Home is where the heart is, and that’s why Sofia is FINALLY coming at you live from her home base AKA Lola’s house in Utah. Well, for half of the...
10 Feb 202255min
64: Friends With An F
F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and Me…Welcome back Slootiez. This week we’re keepin’ it short and sweet in preparation for doomsday next week…aka Valentines Day. ANYWAYS - we cover ...
3 Feb 202230min
63: Call Her Sir ft. Stiff Socks
Alexa, play “Yes Sir” by Chief Keef Today Sofia is joined by some ILLUSTRIOUS guests: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of the Stiff Socks podcast! Much like the raunchy title of their show, things...
27 Jan 202252min
62: Sofia’s Declassified 20s Survival Guide
There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox.We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In cas...
20 Jan 20221h 12min
61: Your Anxiety Is Lying To You
I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yetWelcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This ...
13 Jan 202253min
60: Fingering, A Lost Art
HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS! Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a...
6 Jan 20221h 1min
