Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers
Episode 30Logic and Line ManagersCLIENT - Sales ReviewALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOUR...
10 Jan 202026min
Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy
Episode 29Commerce and CandyCLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or ArchexianniamThe client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactic...
3 Jan 202027min
Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Mandatory Winter Holiday Client CommuniquéIncoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it t...
27 Dec 20194min
Episode 28 - Deities and Determination
Episode 28Deities and DeterminationCLIENT - Kaliah Tallett Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardia...
20 Dec 201920min
Episode 27 - Sales and Schooling
Episode 27Sales and SchoolingCLIENT - ORIENTATIONNo client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries.Content Warning...
13 Dec 201924min
Episode 26 - Returns and Reassignments
Episode 26Returns and Reassignments PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERRORMisalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/cloneContent Warning for:Comedic violencePhysical violenceEmotional AbuseAlco...
6 Dec 201928min
The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE
The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACEStatement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma Ltd.Thanks to this week's...
22 Nov 20199min
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered partial transcript
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided.All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded).This...
8 Nov 20197min
