Stiff Socks

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom.  They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and  give some  advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

13 Sep 202111min

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

8 Sep 202155min

To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.   The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

6 Sep 202158min

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off your order at www.3chi.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers, and more at www.skyn.com Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS.

1 Sep 202158min

The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos,  broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like.  haaaaammmBURGER.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

31 Aug 20218min

The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Trevor's stand up dates: www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael's stand up dates: www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at www.SKYN.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10$ off any order over $200 at www.purple.com/socks

25 Aug 20211h 18min

The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

23 Aug 202111min

Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with our code SOCKS at www.3chi.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

18 Aug 20211h