
Worst possible tribute
We get sent possibly the worst family portrait story ever as well as a story about when tattooing a celebrity goes wrong!
31 Jan 27min

The botched mission
We hear from the colleague of a serial plagiariser as well as someone who was recruited by their boss to carry out a firebombing mission that goes awry.
24 Jan 32min

How to bury a body
We learn of a former inmate on a mission from god as well as a customer who got scammed by their tattooer.
17 Jan 30min

The curious case of the shop owner and why does it hurt so much?
Ever wondered if the tattoo you were getting was permanent?
10 Jan 38min

72 year old growler and the conspiracy theorist.
One listener regales us with a tale not too dissimilar from the plot of Baby Reindeer. Whilst another listener tells us about being a captive audience of one to some bizarre conspiracies.
3 Jan 33min

Nautical nightmares and a crazy fan
DISCLAIMER: The audio cuts out for a couple of minutes at the beginning - But comes back in at 3:33. We apologise and this won’t happen again, we promise.-A story of the one image that proves to be th...
27 Dec 202526min

Bonus episode: It’s Christmas Eve!
As a Christmas bonus from us and ours to you and yours, we have something special! A game of Naughty or Nice, our list of people you should get tattooed by in 2026, and a particularly concerning WWYD ...
23 Dec 202547min

Tinder tats and the ring
When tinder is your preferred tattoo booking platform and things turn out to be… less than professional. And a listener regales us with a story of a stranger who is down on his luck but determined to ...
20 Dec 202530min


















