17. The Rumbly-Tumblys
The highlights of this episode include: Ted Cruz trying his best Admiral Akbar impression, the twins go through proper Happy Birthday song etiquette, and Jack describes how two stay away from Mr. Piss...
3 Sep 202144min
16. Hottie Gangster Warts
In this episode Nico reveals his new tattoo, and an embarrassing story at Big 5 leads to Jack's cocaine story.
26 Aug 202147min
15. Day of the 5 Fights
Jack is back from the middle of nowhere, Nico had one of those days, and the two tackle urinal etiquette once and for all.
20 Aug 202145min
14. Findependence Day
Jack and Nico are new phuncles, perfectly dramatic cologne ads can be created in 2 minutes tops, and a little moolah is wagered on Plot Twist.
13 Aug 202147min
13. Family Rules
Jack and Nico share their idea for a future grilled cheese empire, the Karen's have come out to talk about masks on Next Door, and Jack explains why Jimmy John's is the only reason to go to Lansing.
5 Aug 202151min
12. The Don Bomb
In this episode: The Bianchi patriarch has a bump in with a run away, Jack solves underage drinking, and Hollywood’s most terrible films are discussed.
30 Juli 202145min
11. Father Trap
The twins discover the Catholic trap horn, political bumper cars, and Nico parties with Great Aunt Lizzie.
23 Juli 202147min
10. Rudy: King of Crow-atia
We are in the double digits! Arnie would have liked Nico, Jack establishes an A.I. watchdog service, and more new segments.
15 Juli 202148min
