
Lindy and Meagan Have a Complicated Relationship with Socks
Today we bring you the gift of all gifts. Hop onto your lean and lank little horsie because we are officially kicking off the holidays with the full-length German carol SCHLITTENFAHRT. You are preempt...
4 Dec 20251h 27min

Lindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply (The Cozy Episode Re-Air)
We are swaddling you back into one of favorite and coziest episodes of all time, the ORIGINAL Cozy Episode (2023). And if you can believe it, little has changed. We are still subbing out our antidepre...
27 Nov 202541min

Lindy and Meagan are Cuckoo for Cuckoo Clocks
What a smörgåsbord of delights in this episode. We introduce MULTIPLE new segments:Lindy’s Dream 💭💤Meagan Doesn’t Have Any Situational Awareness Lindy’s Stupidest Hyperfixation Yet!As well as return...
20 Nov 20251h 17min

Lindy and Meagan are Two (HUNDRED) Years Old!
Welcome to our BICENTENNIAL (??) EPISODE!In this famous Text Me Back episode you will experience the feeling of aging two years in just 75 minutes! We start off strong with a We Done Done It Again (De...
13 Nov 20251h 14min

Lindy and Meagan Become the Joe Rogan of the Left with Jeff Merkley
ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING THE JOE ROGAN OF THE LEFT. That’s what they’re saying! Hello and welcome back to Text Me Back Podcast, the ONLY podcast with a segment called JEFF.This week’s Jeff: Famousl...
6 Nov 202551min

Lindy and Meagan are Pumping Your Nads (Politically)
This week, Meagan is processing last week’s spectacular Seattle Mariners loss to the ToronTOE Blue Jays. Thank you to all our listeners who attended Meagan’s pity party, gifting her nothing but kindne...
30 Okt 20251h 10min

Lindy and Meagan are Decrepit Zombie Salmon
Did you hear what they were talking about on Text Me Back this week??They spent 45 minutes on bloody diarrhea, 45 minutes on obscure Seattle mascots, and an hour and half on walking downhill!!And in o...
23 Okt 20251h 24min

Lindy and Meagan are Shlittenfahrting at the Christmas Market
We asked, and you jingle-jangled our dang phone off the hook. Thank you to all our beautiful jingle horses who called and texted in to tell us that you too exist within Lindy’s Mandela mind. But the m...
16 Okt 20251h 15min


















