A Box that Does the Work (DS9S1E12)
When Kai Opaka makes an unscheduled visit to DS9, Commander Sisko, Major Kira and Dr. Bashir take her off the station as soon as possible. But when their Winnebago crashes onto “Planet War,” one of th...
1 Jan 20181h
Hesher Emeritus (DS9 S1E11)
When a pair of twins use their prominently placed keisters to smuggle an egg onboard the station, a deal brokered by Quark goes sideways and a man is killed. But when the prisoner shows Odo his neckla...
25 Dec 20171h 3min
Heavy Lies the Lampshade (DS9 S1E10)
When an extremely droopy Tony Robbins convenes a group of Ferengi economic minds, scheming for profit in the Gamma Quadrant is their top priority. But when he chooses Quark as his successor, the barte...
18 Dec 201752min
Vaguely Nutcrackery (DS9 S1E9)
When diplomats from the Gamma Quadrant head straight past a good premise, they wind up in Quark’s bar. But when the Ferengi act like Ferengi, the stakes are raised for the staff of DS9 in the worst wa...
11 Dec 201756min
A Choice of Incompetence (DS9 S1E8)
When Dr. Bashir witnesses the death of a dangerous criminal, the officer in charge of his capture presupposes that...maybe he’s alive? But when a new lieutenant has some fresh ideas w/r/t station secu...
4 Dec 201752min
Rura Penthe™ Brand Gavel (S1E7)
When some sneaky aliens decide to out-creep Dr. Bashir, they attempt to abduct Jadzia. But when the trial begins, it’s unclear if she’s an ankylosaur or a floor mat. Can Odo be Christmas Lights? Is Kl...
27 Nov 201753min
Achilles’ Ear (DS9 S1E6)
When Vash returns from the Gamma Quadrant with a sack full of toys, she brings back with her a person who knows when she’s asleep and when she’s awake. But when an auction for the quadrant’s hottest i...
20 Nov 201752min
Puts the Chew on the Other Ass (S1E5)
When the station encounters its first Gamma Quadrant alien, they send the handyman down to make First Contact. But when the alien’s pursuers show up, starfleet is forced to relax its policy about gunf...
13 Nov 20171h 5min
