The Lesbian Mafia

The Lesbian Mafia

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The Lesbian Mafia Manifesto: because Lesbians are not bisexual. Learn it b*tches. Leeearn it! We love our bi friends, but they are not lesbians.


After decades of media and porno assault on lesbian sexuality, identity and culture, if anyone ...male, female, gay, bi, try, or otherwise - gets the simple truth above twisted, then they’re phobetards. Can't help ya. We understand that nothing in life is black or white, and there are myriad reasons lesbian women can wind up living heterosexual lives: internal or external homophobia, bad relationships, economic concerns, religion, kids, or the fact that most lesbians can make just about anyone go running with their hair on fire back to straightsville . But for the most part, it’s really simple: if a woman regularly enjoys the menz, she is NOT a lesbian. End of. She may be primarily attracted to women and/or “lesbian-identified” or whatever, but she isn’t a lesbian if she's mixing it up with dudes; that's called bi or queer.

And please do not come with Jerry Springer questions about your gay guy friend who had sex with your lesbian friend under a magnolia tree back in 1992, got preggers and they had a baby named Emily, and ask ... “Is she a lesbian?” Look, we don’t know WTF your friend is! Thanks! Catch you later, potato!

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(17) 1 Minute Commentary on Tom and Katie

(17) 1 Minute Commentary on Tom and Katie

It's been common knowledge for decades that Tom shoots blanks. I know Morton thinks he has the lowdown, but he doesn't ... I DO!

9 Jan 20082min

(16) New Year, Same Ol' Foolishness ...

(16) New Year, Same Ol' Foolishness ...

Republican Pizza Pies, Nipple Clamps, Porn Virgins, Naughty Blue Chippers, Ear Piercing Karaoke ... does any of it really have any meaning?

6 Jan 200833min

(15B) Freestyle Friday Nostalgia Hour at Remix

(15B) Freestyle Friday Nostalgia Hour at Remix

lost a lot of sound quality when converted to mp3 but here goes ... There...

21 Nov 20071h 57min

(14) Halloween Swinging! (1hr)

(14) Halloween Swinging! (1hr)

Questionable prank; Alix Olson’s, “Cute For a Girl;” Lale complains about the prank, Some talk about swingers, Brit catches one of Tila Tequila's TV suitors out at the local Halloween party, Loa sings...

29 Okt 200750min

(13) Lez-Bionic Birdy Friends and Cheezzzy Sound Board Fun

(13) Lez-Bionic Birdy Friends and Cheezzzy Sound Board Fun

Sandi creates her own special automated message for The Lesbian Mafia, Motherly Love, Messages From Birds, Cheap Shots At The Lezzie's On TV, Fem Sergeants "Wanna Have Some Fun," Laughing and Seeing V...

6 Okt 200738min

(12) The Lesbian Teen Show (1hr)

(12) The Lesbian Teen Show (1hr)

Sandi talks with teenagers Mandy, Tash and Mary, about relevant and retarded issues. What's on the minds of lesbian youth today, safe dental sex, and how to off an abusive parent ... all in one 54 min...

17 Sep 200754min

(11) Idiocy Abound and Professions of Love for MJ

(11) Idiocy Abound and Professions of Love for MJ

Voicemails from Cindy, Hairy Hedges, Sick Vick, Hicoughs, Ay Bay Bay, Fartisodes, Professions of Love for Mistress Juliya, Orbit Bubble Gum, What Is Dirty Armenian Sex?, Curve Girls ...

26 Aug 200734min

(10) Back From Hiatus

(10) Back From Hiatus

Thanks Nadya, for Babkas Bikini Wax Messages, Back from Techno-challenges, Child Abusers, Vibrating i-Phones, Pseudo-Lesbians have babies, Joe Walsh as a cure for insomnia, Combi-Christ for adults, Hi...

11 Aug 200739min

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