
Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door
It seems strange to say it but we now live in a world where one can have high-quality gallium delivered to one's home the very next day. Is Pete taking advantage of that societal development? You'll h...
13 Nov 202530min

AI Slop Pardons
Behold! 'Tis the season for Christmas adverts! But why is the Coca-Cola one AI generated again? When will they learn, eh?On today's episode the lads also talk Joe Rogan satire, presidential pardons an...
10 Nov 202537min

Playing baseball with turkeys
Welcome back to an all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! This time around the lads spend more time than planned on Jamie Oliver, including the truly quaint Turkey Twizzlers incident of 2005. Ther...
6 Nov 202533min

Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker
In a development that will surprise absolutely no-one, Pete went into The City for a night out and was propositioned by a sex worker. Unfortunately for all concerned, his small talk made the situation...
3 Nov 202534min

Arise, Battery Robot!
Bad news everyone: Peter has been sealing his car and now he absolutely stinks. No matter what he tries, he can't get the stink off. Luke tries to take his mind off of it by telling him the story abou...
30 Okt 202528min

Sodden on the South Coast
Today we hear all about Luke's experience of the 2025 Great South Run. 10 miles of sheer hell in biblically bad conditions, he nonetheless just about survived to tell the tale. Pete is baffled as to w...
27 Okt 202529min

Row, Fisherman, Row
Did you ever play manhunt as a kid? And did it ever end up with you almost dying on some mudflats? Those are just two of the questions Luke and Pete tackle on today's episode, alongside Pete's experie...
23 Okt 202533min

This Isn't a Prank
The lesson to take from today's episode is that algorithms will be the death of us all. And what's more, no-one even seems to care. Luke and Pete discuss that, as well as the radicalisation of people ...
20 Okt 202527min


















