HOW TO STAY SINGLE THIS SUMMER
"Have sex with them. I find they stop laughing at your jokes once they've seen your nipples." The sun is out, and couples are uncuffing, ready for their hot single summer. As an expert singleton, I ...
16 Apr 202512min
A THURSDAY NIGHT WiTH THE BIG BANG CROWD.
"Are you literally carrying around a focaccia?” Last Thursday night, I went out with my science friends. It was a typical night for any friendship group in their 30s, except (as this is The Quack) the...
9 Apr 20259min
IT'S ONLY BANTER...
"I watched with astonishment as boys clumsily worked out that the humour which impressed their mates wasn't necessarily the humour that impressed us girls..." As it was April Fool's this week, I tho...
2 Apr 20259min
ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?
"Like reaching for a diet book when you’re unsatisfied with your body, I leaned into self-help because I was frustrated with my personality." This week's muddled observation is about the self-improv...
26 Mars 202511min
DON’T YOU WANT A BABY?
“Let me show you something that will make your ovaries twerk.” This week on The Quack, I contemplate motherhood and whether it is right for me after being traumatised by my 90's singing doll. Also, ...
19 Mars 20258min
HOBBY HORSE
"I bought a horse in a car park!" Dad texted. It's Cheltenham Festival! I will not be going, but my Dad certainly is. This week is about being an outsider of a horse racing family, and witnessing a ...
12 Mars 20258min
HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER.
Nobody wants to be the heavy-breathing stalker who whispers to someone, "You have nice long spine." Today's Quack is a muddled observation about complimenting strangers...and why we avoid it. Vi...
5 Mars 20258min
BRACE FACE
If it wasn’t tricky enough to try and lure a man away from his life of freedom, football, mates and Camden Hells, try adding a brace. This week on The Quack is about the trauma of wearing braces as ...
26 Feb 20257min
