JUST A DUMB CRYING WOMAN.
“DON'T YOU DARE SAY JUST. THAT’S THE WOMAN’S CURSE WORD. IT’S JUST…. IT’S JUST...” This week in the Quack, I tell the story of doing a home makeover and all the characters I met, from the Hang Man t...
19 Feb 202511min
THE AUDIENCE THAT WENT WRONG.
“I can’t stay any longer. I’m sorry, it’s just not my cup of tea!” This week on The Quack, I reflect on all the times audience members (including myself) have not behaved in the theatre. Skip Int...
12 Feb 202511min
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WORK EXPERIENCE?
"I had a striped shirt on because I thought that's what people wore to offices..." In today's Quack, I reflect on the years when I was building up my CV with work experiences...Some experiences were...
5 Feb 202510min
THE LAYOVER
“You want him to have the pick of the bunch, but he picks you,” Sausage said, waving her fork in the air. Four school friends have brunch and discuss being single in their thirties. Skip Introductio...
29 Jan 20257min
THE MUSICAL THEATRE FAILURE.
🎶Oh, look what I have…. another emotionally unavailable man. 🎶 A passion for musical theatre but without the talent. This week on The Quack, Sex-Ed Tom and I go to see the musical Titanique. And i...
22 Jan 20258min
SEEKING APPROVAL FROM MY FARROW & BALL MOTHER.
She can list the names of Farrow & Ball paints as if they were her nephews and nieces... This week on The Quack, I'm decorating my bathroom with Hermione. 👯♀️But will my interior designer mum approv...
15 Jan 20258min
#BODYGOALS
"By 5 pm, I was such a hangry goblin that I could have jumped on someone’s shoulders and ripped their head off like the vampire in Twilight." Gym-uary is here, and everyone is pumped! I may groan, but...
8 Jan 20259min
HOW TO GET GUTS WITHOUT ALCOHOL
"I realised that if I was ever going to achieve my goal, I either needed singing lessons.... or alcohol." Happy New Year! Today, I am reflecting on my New Year's resolution to try to gain enough co...
1 Jan 20258min
