
Coke and Black-Faced Muppet
The boys trap themselves in the closet and engage in a little sensitivity training while enjoying a Coca-Cola and smile, as they attempt not to be so damn Caucasian. Disney plus reminds the guys that...
26 Feb 202152min

Shut Up and Take Your Beating
After years of being bent over and taking a pounding from Scotch, Teddy laments his body breaking down, just as he was about to fit into a slender ballerina onesie. The guys discuss the ramification...
18 Feb 20211h 13min

Artificial Beef
There's been speculation that Scotch and Teddy manufacture their differences for the air, to feign controversy. This episode is proof of this notion being horse$#!t, since the boys actually agree that...
10 Feb 20211h 10min

He Put What In Where???
Scotch recalls the early days of The Red Scare when he was backstage at an N.W.A concert, getting fingered by Marilyn Manson, while Teddy was in the corner giving Dustin Diamond a handie as Michael Ja...
6 Feb 20211h 21min

A Couple of Dog-faced, Chicken-$#!t, Pigs!!!
Scotch bends Teddy over and gooses his Judaism, as they raise awareness for men with Orangutan-tit insecurities. Plus, the ranking of various types of bull$#!t. We're talking a barnyard barrel of laug...
4 Feb 202156min

Mid-Term Erection
The boys had such a great time on the last episode of the Scare, they decided to dig deep within their competitive natures and try to outdo themselves. So, here's an in-between episode to chew on. Ro...
30 Jan 20211h 11min

Almond Joy or Mounds??
Because sometimes your $%!T's got nuts, and sometimes you get completely emasculated and your nuts are full of $%!T. That's what happens on this fun filled episode where Scotch and Teddy go completel...
28 Jan 20211h 9min

Getting Comfortable with "Transitioning"
The boys countdown the final hours until the Biden administration takes over the Presidency. Scotch drops a bomb on Teddy regarding the genesis of his fruity affinity for dancing. The dip-shits agree ...
20 Jan 20211h 9min


















