#0310 - You Criticized The Government Online? Congrats, You’re On A List - 02/17/2026
On this frostbitten, slush-soaked Tuesday transmission from the trenches of Idaho Falls, Viktor Wilt drags himself into the studio like a caffeinated cryptid emerging from a cave of regret, immediatel...
17 Feb 34min
#0309 - Tool Might Play The Sphere So I’m Selling Organs I Haven’t Grown Yet - 02/16/2025
This episode opens with Barack Obama casually lobbing a conversational grenade about aliens and then immediately performing the political equivalent of crawling back into the hedge like Homer Simpson....
16 Feb 41min
#0308 - Mantis Shrimp Loaded the Sun Into a Fist - 02/13/2026
Friday claws its way out of the grave and immediately the studio smells like caffeine, sinus pressure, and destiny. The host staggers in, vibrating at a frequency normally reserved for haunted microwa...
13 Feb 35min
Traffic School - You Cannot Outrun Math But They Tried Anyway - 02/13/2026
The broadcast opens with Viktor already spiritually exhausted, wedged between caffeine deficiency and modern customer-service betrayal, while Lieutenant Crain materializes like a lawful paladin who ha...
13 Feb 39min
#0307 - France Wants Babies, I Want A Nap, The Elephants Want Blood - 02/12/2026
Strap in. Coffee is irrelevant. Reality is peeling like wallpaper and Viktor Wilt is back in the studio with post-road-trip brain, haunted by fog, emails, and the vague spiritual residue of gas-statio...
12 Feb 51min
Traffic School - Look Left and Go (Unless You’re Suing Us) - 02/06/2026
This episode of Traffic School Powered by the Advocates opens like a fever dream broadcast directly from a squad car parked halfway between a radio studio and a Home Depot parking lot. Lieutenant Crai...
6 Feb 33min
#0306 - The Weasel Broke the Machine in 2016 and Nothing Loaded Correctly After That - 02/05/2026
This episode doesn’t start so much as it boots up mid-error, like reality forgot to load properly and just shrugged. The show staggers in on fumes—instant coffee, raw meat energy drink lore, and the h...
5 Feb 39min
#0305 - We’re Old, Metal Is Mainstream, and the Elves Are Real Now - 01/30/2026
The episode kicks off like a man crawling out of the wreckage of his own circadian rhythm, openly blaming law enforcement for his lack of sleep because Lieutenant Crain had the audacity to be on Famil...
30 Jan 1h 7min
